40cm bottle gourd surgically removed from farmer's rectum in India

2 years ago by ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 to c/andfinally

60-years-old farmer was sent to the hospital due to intense stomachache. Doctors found a 40cm bottle gourd lodged in his rectum.

Doctors in India recently carried out an unusual surgery to remove a 40cm bottle gourd from a farmer’s rectum.

According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).

The 60-year-old was in critical condition, suffering from intense stomach pain.

An X-ray revealed the entire bottle gourd lodged inside the farmer’s rectum, causing significant internal damage

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One of the surgeons involved in the operation revealed that the patient declined to disclose how the gourd came to be lodged in his rectum.

Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident, though they haven’t ruled out the possibility of an accident.

homesweethomeMrL 36 points 2 years ago

Wanted to have an explosive orgasm, didn’t have a partner

“Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident”

Mfw

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pixeltree 8 points 2 years ago

Might be safer than admitting you're a man who likes stuff up their butt depending on where you live

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intensely_human 1 point 2 years ago

So where was the squash exactly?

India … butt?

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Emperor 26 points 2 years ago

"So I was farming in the nude and slipped in the gourd field and..."

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Track_Shovel 13 points 2 years ago

One in a million shot, doc

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dogsnest 6 points 2 years ago

I'm not a doctor, but this sounds like something a doctor might consider sus.

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idegenszavak 5 points 2 years ago

do not kink shame. everyone can have its own fetish

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Track_Shovel 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think he's shaming, but rather pointing out that the story in their case would seem fishy

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Emperor 3 points 2 years ago

It's worked every time for a friend of mine. He is banned from the allotment but still likes to hoover nude.

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dogsnest 3 points 2 years ago

Cool.
Well, if you and I ever become friends, will you promise to give me a head's up before introducing us?

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Emperor 3 points 2 years ago

Will do, it's better done before you shake hands.

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ohwhatfollyisman 21 points 2 years ago

According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).

it should be noted that khajuraho is famous for temples enshrouded in thousands of carvings of people in various erotic poses. these were contemporary to the famed kama sutra.

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ME5SENGER_24 17 points 2 years ago

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tabris 15 points 2 years ago

No flared base, not approved.

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grandma 13 points 2 years ago

Why did they pose with it mid-surgery 🤣🤣

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Emperor 8 points 2 years ago

That's the dirty secret of medicine - they dick about when no-one is looking.

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intensely_human -1 points 2 years ago

I think somebody sucked by dick when I went in for surgery. I woke up with a spot on my dock and it looks like a little burst blood vessel, the kind that would happen with suction.

The surgery was not on or around my dick.

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Emperor 2 points 2 years ago

Well that is quite something.

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intensely_human 1 point 2 years ago

It’s fucking horrifying

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intensely_human 13 points 2 years ago

The only thing worse than going to hospital with something stuck up your butt is having it become planetary news.

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kandoh 10 points 2 years ago

That's why I don't swallow watermelon seeds

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CitizenKong 8 points 2 years ago

Gourdse?

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dogsnest 8 points 2 years ago

Gourd's intervention.

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Emperor 9 points 2 years ago

Act of Gourd

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Agent641 6 points 2 years ago

In gourd we thrust

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Napdyn 6 points 2 years ago

Gourd damn that's a big boy!

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DaGeek247 5 points 2 years ago path: 0 11401697, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
pixeltree 4 points 2 years ago

It really is amazing how much better an actual sex toy is than an improvised one. Blew my mind when I got my first one

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kurushimi 5 points 2 years ago

Butt why

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tobogganablaze 7 points 2 years ago

I just slipped and fell onto it. It was an accident, I swear!

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DarkThoughts 5 points 2 years ago

It's a big fat phallus shaped object. Unfortunately it does not have a flared base that would prevent it slipping away.

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pixeltree 1 point 2 years ago

Hahaha good pun

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greenshirtdenimjeans 4 points 2 years ago
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magnetosphere 3 points 2 years ago

A select few would pay astronomical prices for that specific gourd.

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Emperor 3 points 2 years ago

A select few

🤔

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magnetosphere 3 points 2 years ago

I understand your doubts. I meant that a select few would be both willing and able to pay astronomical amounts of money for a “famous” gourd that had been stuck in someone’s ass.

Many would want a similar gourd, fewer would want a used one, fewer still could pay “auction” price for this particular gourd.

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Emperor 2 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a press release from Big Gourd.

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southsamurai 3 points 2 years ago

Nice

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over_clox 2 points 2 years ago

He misheard bottle gourd as butthole gourd, duh. Common mistake, he'll be okay.

😂🤣

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Emperor 1 point 2 years ago

Sounds like the voice of experience there.

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rikudou 2 points 2 years ago

I mean, it happens to all of us once or twice.

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Emperor 2 points 2 years ago

They who is without a distorted sphincter may throw the first stone.

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