why not

2 years ago by Red to c/memes

Raiderkev 54 points 2 years ago

This is pretty much my go to. If a recipe calls for 1 clove, u know that person is wrong.

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Dave 12 points 2 years ago

Once I had a recipe call for half a clove. Half. A. Clove. If you don't like garlic why put it in the recipe!

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Zachariah 40 points 2 years ago

Is this referring to the standard quadrupling, or does it mean to quadruple the standard quadrupling?

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Anticorp 18 points 2 years ago

Either way, needs more garlic.

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NABDad 35 points 2 years ago

Story time.

When my wife and I were dating and in high school, she decided to cook a meal for her parents. She found a recipe for some kind of baked penne.

My wife's family weren't terribly familiar with making Italian food. They are Pennsylvania Dutch, and her mother wasn't all that interested in cooking. The only garlic my wife ever saw growing up was garlic powder. This was her first time cooking with real garlic. Her mother never bothered because it was too much work.

My wife (well, girlfriend at the time) called me up to tell me she understood why her mother never used real garlic. She said the recipe called for one clove, and "it took forever to peel all those little things".

I had to explain to her that each of those little things were the cloves. What she added to the recipe wasn't one clove of garlic. It was the entire bulb.

There must have been vampires just dropping out of the sky over their house that night.

The smartest thing my dad did in his life was marry my mom. Luckily for me, my wife found inspiration in my mother's cooking. The whole reason she wanted to make the recipe she made was because she wanted to learn to cook like my mom. Over the years she learned my mom's recipes (lots of ethnic food: Italian, Slavic, Greek, Jewish, etc.).

She is still a big fan of garlic, although she doesn't typically include an entire bulb in the recipe.

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Bangs42 9 points 2 years ago

My MIL did something similar in a soup.

Gotta say, I fucking loved that soup. Had to sleep on the couch for a few days, was 100% worth it.

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Pringles 32 points 2 years ago

My wife: "Those are rookie numbers"

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edgemaster72 3 points 2 years ago

Are you secretly married to my sister? I just sent her this picture and that was her exact response.

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BigDaddySlim 30 points 2 years ago

Garlic bread? No, no, sweetie. Breaded garlic.

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Zorsith 5 points 2 years ago

Fried individual cloves, like cheese curds

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MeatPilot 17 points 2 years ago

4 cloves, pfffft. 4 HEADS of garlic.

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simpleslipeagle 16 points 2 years ago

Never trust a recipe, you measure garlic with the heart!

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southsamurai 15 points 2 years ago

Quadruple? And you call yourself a garlic lover. Poseur.

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n3m37h 13 points 2 years ago

If you have ingredients other than garlic you do not have enough garlic

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Anticorp 12 points 2 years ago

Still needs more garlic.

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Psythik 3 points 2 years ago

What causes this? As pungent as garlic is, why is there never enough in the dish, no matter how much I add?

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Opacity5353 6 points 2 years ago

As far as I understand it, the flavor and smell of garlic that we experience is made of mostly volatile compounds that get broken down with heat. So the longer garlic is cooked the less of that pungent smell and flavor is in your final dish. So if you want more garlic flavor in your dishes, you can add it later in the cooking process.

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CobblerScholar 1 point 2 years ago

Do you use powder, minced or fresh? Previous two the fix is just to use more but with fresh it's a little more finicky. When you're mincing your fresh garlic cut it a bunch of times, add some kosher salt and just scrape and mush everything together with your knife. Garlic flavor comes from the compounds locked behind the cell walls so you've got to breach as many of those cell walls as possible if you want max garlic flavor.

Also as the other guy said heat will also denature the garlic flavor quite a bit so if you want that super sharp fresh garlic taste then it needs to be hot as little as possible.

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bluewing 11 points 2 years ago

Exactly. There is little reason to live without garlic. And the more the better!

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Etterra 9 points 2 years ago

Stop giving my fiancee ideas. I'm fucking Italian and even I think she overdoes it.

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Anticorp 9 points 2 years ago

I'm fucking Italian and even I think she overdoes it.

🤌

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Subverb 8 points 2 years ago

Garlic is a pain to peel but the more you peel the more worth it it becomes. No pain, no gain.

If a recipe calls for one clove and you peel just one clove then you will hardly taste it. If a recipe calls for one clove and you peel and mince four, then now you can taste it and now it was worth it.

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ladicius 3 points 2 years ago

If you put pressure on the garlic cloves before peeling then the dry skin will fall off, and the remaining peeling will be very easy. I achieve that by rolling the garlic cloves several times on a hard surface under hard pressure from my hands. Another method with nearly similar results is putting the garlic cloves in a container (empty marmalade jar) and shaking that container vigorously. I prefer the rolling as it works faster and more reliable.

Applies to onions, too, by the way although they need less pressure.

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Subverb 2 points 2 years ago

I know the tricks, I've been peeling garlic for decades. There's just something really satisfying about thin, visible slices of garlic in some recipes though.

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CubitOom 6 points 2 years ago

Another good idealist to leave the garlic bigger or cook the garlic less than most recipes state.

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MutilationWave 4 points 2 years ago

I make a shrimp dish that layers all the flavors. Slivers of almost burnt, chunks of well cooked, and slivers of near raw at the end. I love garlic.

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CubitOom 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds awesome. I'm also a fan of garlic confit and black garlic. Have you tried those?

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MutilationWave 2 points 2 years ago

Never had confit but I do like black garlic.

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Mycatiskai 6 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to replace most or all of the stock in the recipe with garlic stock, roasted garlic stock

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gentooer 1 point 2 years ago

Is garlic stock stock made entirely from garlic? So no onions, carrots, celery, ...?

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Mycatiskai 2 points 2 years ago

I just looked at the ingredients for the Better than Bouillon roasted garlic stock and the only veggie in the stock. There are thickeners in the ingredients of that but if you were to make your own you could skip or add other veggies.

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WereCat 2 points 2 years ago

No, you quadruple the recipe and thus sixteenruple the garlic

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KittyCat -1 points 2 years ago

I'll be that person then, please don't do this, garlic is disgusting when its more than an accent.

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lisquid420 10 points 2 years ago

GARLIC BREAD. garlic knots. fried garlic. garlic confit. garlic parmesan wings. garlic and herb dip. garlic stuffed olives. etc etc etc

one of my all time favorite recipes: fry onions and garlic in a pan and then decide what you're having for dinner.

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joenforcer 3 points 2 years ago

Here's a killer garlic bread recipe.

Grab a demi baguette from your grocery store's bakery. Cut it in half both lengthwise and crosswise. Throw them on a sheet pan, cut side up. Drizzle with olive oil, season with salt and pepper. Put in the oven at 350 for 12 minutes or so, so that they're lightly toasted and the cut side is crisp. Remove from the oven.

This is where the fun begins. Peel a few cloves of fresh garlic... and rub that shit directly on the baguette. Keep running it across the bread until it is gone. One clove total for a balanced taste of garlic, two cloves total for a strong garlic journey, and one for each piece if you are become garlic destroyer of breath.

Garlic spread? Pre-made frozen garlic bread? All trash. Have this once and I guarantee you will never, ever make any other inferior substitute again.

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Toes -9 points 2 years ago

People who do this are disgusting. It is ruining the food, it's exactly like the people who let all the ice melt in a drink.

Edit: I should clarify, I don't care if you do it to your own food. But don't try to feed me that swill. So many nice dinners in my life have been ruined by people with no sense of taste. 😂

Edit 2: ok upon reflection, I'm sorry for insulting garlic enthusiasts. Enjoy your life xoxo

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Psythik 5 points 2 years ago

You and I might as well be worst enemies, then. You can never have enough garlic in the dish, and I let the ice melt because I want more fluids, and chewing on ice is unsatisfying and annoying.

FWIW I mostly do this with tea and juice. Never with carbonated beverages. I prefer them straight out of the fountain/fridge with no ice at all, cause melted ice in soda ruins the taste.

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iknowitwheniseeit 3 points 2 years ago

I don't understand ice in drinks at all. It displaces what I want (a delicious cold beverage) with what I don't want (blocks of ice and watered-down drink).

Cold brewed coffee: delicious. Iced coffee: no thanks!

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Schmuppes 5 points 2 years ago

Easy there, partner.

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