Ceci n'est pas une pipe

2 years ago by downpunxx to c/lemmyshitpost

recklessengagement 32 points 2 years ago

I love this screensaver. You can install it on newer machines if you know where to look.

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ramenshaman 8 points 2 years ago

Because of this post and your comment I now have it once again. Thank you.

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Doombot1 1 point 2 years ago

I’ve had it on my daily driver for 6 or 7 years now and it makes me smile every time I see it even still. Reminds me of my childhood :)

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gedaliyah 27 points 2 years ago

When openGL was developed for 3d graphics in Windows, there was not yet any Software to showcase its capabilities. So the internal Microsoft team held a competition for procedural 3d graphics using the new technology. They looked amazing, but served no real function... Which made them perfect for screensavers!

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Psythik 9 points 2 years ago

I had no idea that Microsoft made those screensavers. Now I'm wondering why they* would make software for the direct competitor to DirectX.

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Daxtron2 8 points 2 years ago

They still needed to support OpenGL on the platform due to so much other software using it.

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gedaliyah 3 points 2 years ago

Here is a more detailed blog post I found. I hope I got the details right!

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Treczoks 27 points 2 years ago

I've seen an even better screensaver back then, and I'm wondering what happend to it. It featured a small sandy island with a palm tree and a stranded guy. This guy would regularly go behind the palm tree, get something out of an insanely bottomless invisible warehouse, build something from the stuff to leave the island, fail, and return to rest position.

Does anyone have an idea what it was called and whether it is still around somewhere?

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cute_astronaut 24 points 2 years ago path: 0 11643906 11644121, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 1
Treczoks 8 points 2 years ago

Thank you! I've seen that this thing would work under Wine, so I can actually see it live!

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doesntfuckingmatter 1 point 2 years ago
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Chestrade 18 points 2 years ago

Fun unrelated fact. In French, pipe means either a smoking pipe or a bj.

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Resol 15 points 2 years ago

On Windows 2000 and earlier, one of the joints had the chance of looking like the Utah teapot.

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mojofrododojo 1 point 2 years ago

that shit would have blown my mind. had to use 2000 pro and server a lot for work, while studying computer graphics.

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Resol 1 point 2 years ago

Well, try it now and enable that screensaver. Be on the lookout for that teapot.

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ummthatguy 14 points 2 years ago

[Mario Bros Intensifies]

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Sam_Bass 10 points 2 years ago

I miss that screensaver

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blackbirdbiryani 4 points 2 years ago

I still have it, you can easily download the original screen saver file and put it in the right folder

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BenLeMan 3 points 2 years ago

Take my upvote for the unexpected Magritte quote.

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