Dude is ruthless... I like him!

2 years ago by OttoVonNoob to c/politicalmemes

ByteOnBikes 175 points 2 years ago

Come on. We're better than that.

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker. Sick of MAGA.

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DogPeePoo 63 points 2 years ago

Fuck MAGA right in its weird pussy™️

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Cronization 47 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't recommend that. You'd probably catch something weird.

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cdf12345 23 points 2 years ago

Careful, that’s how you get MTG

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adespoton 12 points 2 years ago

Remember the days when Sarah Palin was the weird one?

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don 7 points 2 years ago

It should be noted that they don’t specify what MAGA would be getting fucked with. That leaves open the option for many dramatically unpleasant objects.

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digredior 5 points 2 years ago

Like a glowing iron rod perhaps?

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digredior 3 points 2 years ago

Flying flesh eating saber-toothed crotch crickets?

Or the dia-gono-chla-herpe-syphil-aids?

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 16 points 2 years ago

Dude. You never... ever... fuck crazy.

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DogPeePoo 5 points 2 years ago

Mouth stuff?

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RageAgainstTheRich 8 points 2 years ago

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Whiskey_iicarus 2 points 2 years ago

You, you I like!

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Nuke_the_whales 38 points 2 years ago

I've always hated that the Dems will worry about decorum while Republicans are constantly ignoring it. Glad they're growing some balls and calling these assholes out

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DoucheBagMcSwag 6 points 2 years ago

I miss papa franku

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LEDZeppelin 93 points 2 years ago

He’s telling it like it is

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JimmyBigSausage 22 points 2 years ago
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FuglyDuck 85 points 2 years ago

Except he didn’t call Vance a couch fucker.

He just said if he could get off the couch, he’d debate be happy to debate him.

Don’t strip walz of the glorious subtleties.

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friendlymessage 16 points 2 years ago

Well, the "you see what I did there" was not subtle but pretty great

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FuglyDuck 26 points 2 years ago

He was calling him lazy.

We all saw it.

That’s what I’m telling my parents and you will not ruin it.

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friendlymessage 4 points 2 years ago

Hehe, alright

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Mishmash2000 65 points 2 years ago

He wouldn't have to if his opponents weren't a self confessed couch molester and an ex President who is a 34 times convicted felon?! Now only one of these is literally true, but which one?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EDIT: re-attached missing limb

EDIT: what's going on?! I have my forearm back but I've lost BOTH upper arms?!

EDIT: I have succesfully re-attached all limbs but now I'm trapped in this grey box?!

EDIT: I was actually nervous to make one more edit, but I'm pleased to announce that the procedure was a complete success! All limbs have been restored and the patient is recovering well!

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cm0002 33 points 2 years ago

Hey, did you know there's a special federal law that kicks in when you have 34 felonies? Yea just tell all your conservative friends acquaintances to Google "Trump Rule 34"

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fartsparkles 15 points 2 years ago

You evil genius.

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I_Fart_Glitter 15 points 2 years ago

Hey! We’re name buddies!

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fartsparkles 21 points 2 years ago

Image

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masterofn001 16 points 2 years ago

Neither can be disproven.

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nononsfw 2 points 2 years ago

I thought the couch fucker thing was just a meme??

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zarkanian 2 points 2 years ago

It can't be disproven. You can't prove that he didn't fuck a couch.

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RadicallyBland 14 points 2 years ago

The couch thing is a myth, but it's still funny to propagate it anyway.

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MushuChupacabra 17 points 2 years ago

I believe the couch.

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NotAnotherLemmyUser 6 points 2 years ago

Here, you dropped this \ To prevent anymore lost limbs throughout the fediverse, correctly escape the arms and shoulders by typing the shrug as

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Edit: Fixed missing arms as well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mishmash2000 4 points 2 years ago

Cheers! I wondered where that went??! I'll get it re-attached asap!

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NotAnotherLemmyUser 3 points 2 years ago

Cheers! I just realized that I also typed it wrong initially so that you lost other limbs. I edited the other comment with the correction.

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jawa21 2 points 2 years ago
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Mongostein 59 points 2 years ago

I caught the “if he can get off the couch” joke, but did he actually use the words “couch fucker”?

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modifier 115 points 2 years ago

No, and I kind of hate these recent memes for that reason. His joke was a lot more subtle and could as easily be about the fact that the original meme caught on because these guys are so weird, but it wasn't an outright accusation, and this meme has "couch fucker" in actual quotes, like he actually said that. It would be moronic of Walz to outright call Vance a couch fucker and now there is this meme floating around making it look like he did.

I hate to be a downer but this is toxic.

Edit: to the point where I would seriously question the true intent of the meme.

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Furbag 28 points 2 years ago

I'm with you on this one. This sort of thing robs him of the wholesomeness of his persona with a genuine untruth. It's a big turnoff for some people.

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orcrist 3 points 2 years ago
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half_fiction 3 points 2 years ago

They're talking about the meme. Walz's comment was an "if you know, you know" kind of joke. Totally fine and funny. The meme, however, distilled it down to a "direct" quote that he didn't even say, calling Vance a "couch fucker"--you don't need to look that up to take issue with it.

I'm not sure I have an issue with the meme, but I see their point.

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Masta_Chief 2 points 2 years ago

The Harris/Walz ticket deserves better memes. How come so many that I've seen look like they were pulled off of ICANHASCHEESBURGER network??

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I_Fart_Glitter 16 points 2 years ago path: 0 11661475 11661765, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 0
shutz 32 points 2 years ago

I hope SNL get Steve Martin to play him.

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AlligatorBlizzard 32 points 2 years ago

I think I saw that Steve Martin said no.

How about Al Franken?

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Monument 7 points 2 years ago

That’s a great idea. I’ll see what I can do to make it happen.

Disclaimer: I can do nothing to make it happen.

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MegaUltraChicken 15 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately he declined the role, they did offer it. I agree it would've been a good casting.

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Nuke_the_whales 3 points 2 years ago

I was thinking John C Reiley since Martin won't do it

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JimSamtanko 17 points 2 years ago

I like him because he speaks his mind and tells it like it is.

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p5yk0t1km1r4ge 9 points 2 years ago

My god we needed this.

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Snapz 9 points 2 years ago

You mean he called his couch fucking and felony convicted adversaries those horrible names?

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afivedaystorm 9 points 2 years ago

Love it. Walz is great.

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DoucheBagMcSwag 4 points 2 years ago

Now we just need to see ads with this same energy

I'm already seeing a "border czar" one and it gets my piss to a boil because it's absolutely not true

Except with trumps and vances track record, there is facts; not lies and blatant conjecture.

The time for going high when they go low is over with

"You know why Trump and Vance are....weird? Well..." The shit writes itself

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