Python is Skyrim. It's fucking everywhere, anyone can pick it up, there's a kajillion mods, and that's what makes it good. Some day, though, you wake up and ask yourself what you're doing with your life.

That Haskell/D&D barb hurt me twice; can memes be sued for emotional damage?

So many fun missing ones to joke about.

Is Rust, Rust? Insert survival joke here.

Ruby is Final Fantasy: Japanese and still around even though it peaked a decade ago.

The Tetris design system:

Write code, delete most of it, write more code, delete more of it, repeat until you have a towering abomination, ship to client.

Mfw no Rust or Python

But, what about BASIC?

You... You should never lose tic tac toe or should always be a draw