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2 years ago by Dav09 to c/lemmyshitpost

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MrJameGumb 137 points 2 years ago

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

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KyuubiNoKitsune 184 points 2 years ago

As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

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rc__buggy 171 points 2 years ago

It's gender affirming care

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Grandwolf319 2 points 2 years ago

The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?

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kameecoding -23 points 2 years ago

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rc__buggy 12 points 2 years ago

I'm sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, "NOW I'm pretty!"

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blindbunny -28 points 2 years ago

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ArmoredThirteen 58 points 2 years ago

And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn't affect you at all

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rc__buggy 10 points 2 years ago

Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.

lol

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KillingAndKindess 35 points 2 years ago

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Tyfud 34 points 2 years ago

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hate2bme 12 points 2 years ago

And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

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johannesvanderwhales 8 points 2 years ago

I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.

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Socsa 3 points 2 years ago

In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

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cobysev 112 points 2 years ago

I feel like this is more accurate:

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dumbass 23 points 2 years ago

Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!

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Cort 10 points 2 years ago

Is regression a form of growth?

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dumbass 11 points 2 years ago

Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.

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MewtwoLikesMemes 4 points 2 years ago

Technically.

It's a negative growth rate!

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Redeyeflightcontrol 3 points 2 years ago

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Tar_alcaran 92 points 2 years ago

Zorg made it look way better

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db2 61 points 2 years ago

Zorg also made things that actually work.

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Duamerthrax 31 points 2 years ago

Zorg's flame thrower was a lot better than Musk's.

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db2 9 points 2 years ago

Bigger too.

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random_character_a 3 points 2 years ago

...and wasn't just a flame thrower.

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kautau 17 points 2 years ago

If only cyber trucks had a little red button

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scytale 49 points 2 years ago

And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

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Cadeillac 87 points 2 years ago

He should go back to this

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ChronosTriggerWarning 22 points 2 years ago

"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"

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corey0k 13 points 2 years ago

Adios turd nugget!

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unreachable 12 points 2 years ago

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HowManyNimons 6 points 2 years ago

Couldn't find a gif of Corey Feldman?

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ChicoSuave 9 points 2 years ago

A wig?

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Steamymoomilk 6 points 2 years ago

Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh

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citrusface 75 points 2 years ago

At least zorg knew he was an asshole

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Diplomjodler3 8 points 2 years ago

Musk definitely knows too.

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Lucidlethargy 36 points 2 years ago

I don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.

Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.

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BlackLaZoR 5 points 2 years ago

Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy

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Etterra 50 points 2 years ago

Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

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Agent641 21 points 2 years ago

Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

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Iheartcheese 12 points 2 years ago

And as far as we know he wasn't hemorrhaging money

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_lilith 13 points 2 years ago

Just hemorrhaging

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 2 years ago

Apparently Rudy Giuliani's hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.

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random_character_a 5 points 2 years ago

He's just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.

Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.

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malean 41 points 2 years ago

Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

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don 39 points 2 years ago

You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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hydrashok 6 points 2 years ago

Bring me the priest.

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RestrictedAccount 3 points 2 years ago

“I know”

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 23 points 2 years ago

when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky

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Agent641 12 points 2 years ago

Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

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Kolanaki 6 points 2 years ago

They shoulda asked about the little red button.

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 22 points 2 years ago

Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

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BeMoreCareful 17 points 2 years ago

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

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dumbass 8 points 2 years ago

Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.

Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.

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Rhaedas 15 points 2 years ago

Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

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proper 14 points 2 years ago

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dumbass 13 points 2 years ago

When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

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TankovayaDiviziya 12 points 2 years ago

It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.

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pyre 10 points 2 years ago

good lord he looks like a frog

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noxy 9 points 2 years ago

Alternatively:

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blady_blah 8 points 2 years ago

"fire one million" - Musk

It totally works.

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Pofski 8 points 2 years ago

Someone get him some cherries.

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Sibbo 7 points 2 years ago

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IndiBrony 5 points 2 years ago

Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.

Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘

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Sibbo 2 points 2 years ago

Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?

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psycho_driver 7 points 2 years ago

Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?

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imaginepayingforred 7 points 2 years ago

Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown

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NABDad 6 points 2 years ago

This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you're an idiot.

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Laborer3652 4 points 2 years ago

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Kabaka 36 points 2 years ago

It's definitely supposed to be visible.

Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.

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Laborer3652 3 points 2 years ago

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Axiochus 14 points 2 years ago

I watched it when it came out, it's prominently featured in at least once scene.

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BruceTwarzen 4 points 2 years ago

So it begins.... Posts a picture that's like 4 years old

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AnIntenseMoist 4 points 2 years ago

"Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk"

Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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psmgx 1 point 2 years ago

I woulda gone with Lex Luthor

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Mnemnosyne 7 points 2 years ago

Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.

That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 2 years ago

Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.

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nebulaone 1 point 2 years ago

MFW it wasn't a fart.

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Socsa 1 point 2 years ago

This can't be real

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Sibbo 1 point 2 years ago

Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.

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TachyonTele 6 points 2 years ago

You mean he's got some type of style. What that style is though...

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