Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving
Say goodbye to every bundle of sticks you've ever known
2 years ago by Reddit is better. to c/noncredibledefense
MachineFab812 31 points 2 years ago
More like, you're the ideal operator. I would do it for you though. I would do unholy things in order to have the honor of firing this thing at some Russian tanks, even if I could never tell my friends exactly what I did without offending them.
Fuck, now I need a cigarette.
MachineFab812 3 points 2 years ago
Nah. I'm the guy they wrote the "civilian use of weapons of mass destruction" law for. At least according to how they used it against this poor bastard(my personal hero, minus he did it for free).
Me? I would have to plead guilty. Yes, your honor, I fired it because I could, and there was money involved. Why are we wasting time sending me to jail when we could be pointing me at randos you don't like over some oil or whatever?
TL;DR: I would never be charged.
MachineFab812 1 point 2 years ago
Only at the local gay bar. Usually involves more new friends than cigarettes, when I most need nicotene and to be reminded what an awful person I am.
empireOfLove2 43 points 2 years ago
Oh no it's a me obliterator
stoicmaverick 23 points 2 years ago
Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don't know if they did.
empireOfLove2 19 points 2 years ago
You can have multiple obliterators
I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too
stoicmaverick 6 points 2 years ago
Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?
empireOfLove2 10 points 2 years ago
Was on an instance that had too much downtime/inactive admins, had to move, incremented the username number
Burn_The_Right 8 points 2 years ago
I can suck these down all night long!
WastingCommentSpace 6 points 2 years ago path: 0 12855786 12863492, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
PlasticQuality7519 15 points 2 years ago
Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass
empireOfLove2 11 points 2 years ago
It keeps them warm and moist
sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 2 years ago
Nah, I think they're capable of handling that on their own.
Burn_The_Right 10 points 2 years ago
Bro, I'm such a bad ass they asked me to pose for a picture with my launcher! It's gonna be on the army website and everything! I can't wait for everyone back home to see this!
southsamurai 7 points 2 years ago
Wait, wait, are you sure they don't mean an old woman?
CodexArcanum 5 points 2 years ago
When Never Forgetting isn't enough, catch them in 9K111
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3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
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11. No misinformation
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