Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn't have the same crash without the road.

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orcrist 16 points 2 years ago

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some_guy 14 points 2 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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can 13 points 2 years ago

RIP

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bstix 6 points 2 years ago

It doesn't mention a cause of death. Someone eventually pursueded hiim?

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kibiz0r 18 points 2 years ago

He had an aneurysm, caused by a horrendous misspelling of the word “persuaded”.

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bstix 8 points 2 years ago

New phone.. my autocorrcors needs practice.

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Veneroso 3 points 2 years ago

Autobots roll out!

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LemmyKnowsBest 1 point 2 years ago

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

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FeelzGoodMan420 10 points 2 years ago

Yeaaa.....I feel like this meme would be good if it got rid of the last part. That's just unnecessary.

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ProfessorProteus 26 points 2 years ago

I don't think I could find it, but there's a different, older version of this meme with the same pic. The punchline is indeed the first part of this one, but it was done in a much more subtle way and didn't ruin the joke by spelling it out with "murder instead of suicide."

Shame on whoever stole the joke and then not only told it badly, but ended it with necrophilia.

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PhoreTwunny 11 points 2 years ago

That's the punchline, it's just very dark humor

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Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 21 points 2 years ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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bstix 4 points 2 years ago

Someone linked his Wikipedia page elsewhere on this thread. Ofcourse the last part is made up, that's the joke, but the first part is the feel-good meme that made its rounds several years ago.

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Kecessa 3 points 2 years ago

My thought as well, maybe change it to "so it can be an open casket wake" or something

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saltesc 18 points 2 years ago

The shitpost should be less shitposty?

It'd still work, but that's against the whole point. I mean, you're just proving it worked as designed. That's quality shitposting.

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FeelzGoodMan420 -18 points 2 years ago

I prefer memes that are funny thx

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NuWuX 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.

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saltesc 7 points 2 years ago

So memes; not Shitposts.

Fortunately, there's plenty of meme communities here. Just type "meme" into search and start hitting that +. I'd also recommend blocking shitpost communities if you don't like them, especially as it seems you're viewing an uncurated "All". Hope that helps :)

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yamanii 14 points 2 years ago

This is why you aren't making the jokes.

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mEEGal 2 points 2 years ago

welp, they got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

That's why I'd rather keep the last part

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fine_sandy_bottom -15 points 2 years ago

Someone will be asking in a moment to tell us that this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, that its dark humour, and that we should just block the community if we don't like it.

Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

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RecluseRamble 24 points 2 years ago

this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, its dark humour, you should just block the community if you don't like it.

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FeelzGoodMan420 3 points 2 years ago

Well the suicide/murder part was funny.....the raping a dead corpse part was unneeded. I'm not offended or disgusted at all! I just think the last part made the meme worse.

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knobpolisher 4 points 2 years ago

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werefreeatlast 2 points 2 years ago

The couches never complain when JD Vance does his thing. So I won't complain after I'm gone if this guy picks up my husk later to enjoy it one more time...or a few times. He doesn't say how many times he's gonna do me.

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PugJesus 3 points 2 years ago

Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

As a survivor of multiple suicide attempts (💪), and someone who has lost family members to suicide, suicide jokes can be fucking hilarious.

You don't get to decide what parts of the human experience are acceptable to laugh at. For some of us, it's not just humor, it's how we endure.

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FelixCress 2 points 2 years ago

Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny,

Did your parents tell you about themselves as a bed time story?

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UnderpantsWeevil 6 points 2 years ago

SexyLosers tier joke.

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Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

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