Shrinkage

2 years ago by Flying Squid to c/lemmyshitpost

pianoplant 27 points 2 years ago

If this was real they'd definitely say 0 fat, 0 sodium, 0 sugar. Companies are allowed to round down under a certain amount un the US

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intensely_human 14 points 2 years ago

Especially with round candies. This is actually why most small candies are round.

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nexguy 12 points 2 years ago

Especially if the candies make you round which is why most candy makes you round.

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intensely_human 2 points 2 years ago

Round and round the circle of trust we go

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Zombiepirate 27 points 2 years ago

Ooh, the most fun size!

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FlyingSquid 22 points 2 years ago

Bet you can't eat just o- oh wait...

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Pyflixia 21 points 2 years ago
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FlyingSquid 15 points 2 years ago

If they called it Diet Skittles, they could charge a premium.

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ivanafterall 12 points 2 years ago

And it's green apple.

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Bertuccio 8 points 2 years ago

Thankfully Skittles listened to the people and went back to lime instead of stink bug.

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intensely_human 2 points 2 years ago

Way to kick him while he’s down, ivan

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pyre 11 points 2 years ago

looks like an obvious plant post

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CafecitoHippo 8 points 2 years ago

A great use of plastic...

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Ste41th 7 points 2 years ago

That’ll be great for Halloween, people will only be able to take one

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FlyingSquid 5 points 2 years ago

And then egg your house for giving out shit candy.

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nexguy 8 points 2 years ago

Free eggs? Seriously? Yeah right. Next you'll tell me they might give you free toilet paper.

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Ste41th 3 points 2 years ago

I guess it s a trick and a treat at the same time, what can I say that’s the point of trick or treat.

(/s just in case anyone takes it seriously)

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SnotFlickerman 5 points 2 years ago path: 0 12919691, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
BeMoreCareful 5 points 2 years ago

I love Skittles, but recently they've made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn't down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.

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Beryl 3 points 2 years ago

Shrinkkle

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dread 3 points 2 years ago

At this point, remove the other s from the start of the name also. It’s just a kittle.

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hungryphrog 3 points 2 years ago

why????????

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Toneswirly 2 points 2 years ago

I could live without skittles, honestly.

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hohoho 2 points 2 years ago

Taste the Rain!(TM)

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Honytawk 1 point 2 years ago

And if you think Shrinkflation stopped there?

They bring out a new Skittle that is 20% smaller for the same price!

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klemptor 1 point 2 years ago

Has to be Obvious Plant

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