life changed due to shrimp

2 years ago by Interstellar_1 to c/greentext

MissJinx 29 points 2 years ago

I for once don't think it's fake. I was pretty hopeless until I rescue my dog from an abusive neighbour. Now I bought a fucking house just for her

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Uli 10 points 2 years ago

Definitely fake, I ain't ever heard of a dog

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DylanMc6 1 point 10 months ago

wait, really?

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5714 22 points 2 years ago

It's the shrimple life

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couch1potato 8 points 2 years ago

They do say shrimpin ain't easy

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grumt 20 points 2 years ago

dayum, I would make a fake and gay joke, but this is so fucking wholesome that I just cant

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whostosay 8 points 2 years ago

The shrimp wouldn't like it if you did.

Also just too specific imo

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Obi 5 points 2 years ago

I think it's the first time I tear up a little reading green text...

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Elgenzay 19 points 2 years ago

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the shrimp

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southsamurai 9 points 2 years ago

Dammit, if that's not gay, it should be! Because it's fucking fabulous!

I know, I know, we're supposed to say it's fake, and it could be. But folks, never, ever underestimate the power of passion and joy. It won't overcome everything, every time, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't help overcome yourself often enough that it's worth seeking.

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menemen 6 points 2 years ago

Neocaridina are awesome creatures. Also pretty hardy, good for aquaristic newbies.

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Lasagna 4 points 2 years ago

https://theshrimp.cloud/

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Derpenheim 2 points a year ago

I have my three cats. I dont drink or smoke so I can pay rent AND get them nice food and regular litter changes. The lack of alcohol has made it easier to sleep, better mood, more consistent personality.

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