ad blocker

3 years ago by pastermil to c/memes

Neato 198 points 3 years ago

Taunting the general public. Always a winning move.

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NewEnglandRedshirt 127 points 3 years ago

It's like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

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eu 86 points 3 years ago

It's like the Titanic, it was doomed the moment someone called it unsinkable. No self-respecting universe would let that slide.

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WeirdAlex03 8 points 3 years ago

Fun fact: The "unsinkable" actually came from its sister Olympic, after it came out relatively unscathed from a collision with the Hawke (Wikipedia link)

damage to Olympic and Hawke - Olympic has a hole in the side of its hull, Hawke's bow has been completely mangled and now looks pug-nosed

Fun fact: Between the 3 ships of the class, Olympic was the only that survived to retirement. Britannic was sunk by a mine in WWI after less than a year in service.

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electrorocket 8 points 3 years ago

Well, and they ran out of the good bolts halfway through building the titanic and they had to use cheaper ones. And the captain thought it was fine to just barrel full steam ahead in a the foggy and icy north Atlantic.

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Hotdogman 36 points 3 years ago

Hi, I'm the president of life lock and you can't hack my identi... Hold on, wait! Let me finish this commercial first!

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ApathyTree 19 points 3 years ago

Quality old school reference.

Omg I tried to google that to see how old it was and there are so many NEW lifelock data breaches! I can’t even find that original shitshow.

I legit feel really bad for all the people who got scammed by major companies “anti-“ programs.. They don’t know better and our laws should be so much more robust.

https://techcrunch.com/...

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narwhalperson 2 points 3 years ago

I’m not sure about how LifeLock operated in the past, but the second they became associated with Norton they became irrelevant. Norton has yet to produce a worthwhile product in any category. At best their services are useless and at worst actively harmful to consumers.

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ApathyTree 2 points 3 years ago

I’m not sure about how LifeLock operated in the past

Merging with Norton was a lateral move, if that helps. And I agree with everything you said about Norton.

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 1 point 3 years ago

Wait did that dude end up getting hacked? Don’t remember that.

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ApathyTree 7 points 3 years ago

Idk about hacked but his identity was stolen at least 13 times as of 2018, and the company was fined for deceptive advertising practices and basically running a scam.

https://www.wired.com/...

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Etterra 5 points 3 years ago

Sometimes it be your own CEO too. Right, Elon? LOL

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transientpunk 98 points 3 years ago

That's some chaotic good shit

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Iron_Lynx 89 points 3 years ago

I remember someone got into such a billboard and replaced the ad with IKEA-style instructions on how to replace the ads in those billboards.

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CaptainBlagbird 19 points 3 years ago

Ooh I've also seen that, it was surprisingly interesting to watch

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Hadriscus 7 points 3 years ago

Really ? got a link ? I wonder if the instructions work in any country (I assume the billboards are built differently)

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lord_ryvan 1 point 3 years ago

Me too, I need to see this, too!

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itsAllDigital 80 points 3 years ago

Now someone needs to make AR glasses with the sole purpose to detect and blur out ads

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TheAmishMan 40 points 3 years ago

Then, invariably, they put out a update that just puts in their own ads

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frippa 9 points 3 years ago

Adblock+/brave browser glasses

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cyberpunk007 49 points 3 years ago

Fuck chrome, Firefox with ublock origin

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frippa 16 points 3 years ago

Agreed, FOSS ftw

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sounddrill 4 points 3 years ago

Brave browser moment

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TheWoozy 1 point 3 years ago

I think you meant to say Firefox.

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Lucidlethargy 4 points 3 years ago

Is this before or after they beam them directly into our dreams? I could really use a pair of lightspeed briefs...

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cyberpunk007 26 points 3 years ago

This is called "being blind".

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 11 points 3 years ago

Those Braille reader screens will start injecting ads.

And these dumb fuck advertisers will advertise something like car insurance on there.

I always get these spam letters in the mail about how I am preapproved for car insurance. Like I don’t even have a drivers license, so their approval process is clearly not very thorough.

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transientpunk 3 points 3 years ago

Banner blindness

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collegefurtrader 23 points 3 years ago

More likely that technology will be used to overlay targeted ads

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LiquorFan 10 points 3 years ago

Yeah, but then somebody is going to crack them and make an adblock for real life.

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collegefurtrader 1 point 3 years ago

Which most people will not use because they don’t want to void their warranty

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LiquorFan 8 points 3 years ago

I'm not most people then.

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Mythril 0 points 3 years ago

Replacing all ads with cat and dog videos

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cake 2 points 3 years ago

CatTube Premium

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NutWrench 13 points 3 years ago

"Peril-Sensitive sunglasses"

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STUPIDVIPGUY 5 points 3 years ago

anti-google glass

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stebo02 4 points 3 years ago
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Klear 2 points 3 years ago

Replace them with the messages from The Live.

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pseudo 1 point 3 years ago
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chase_what_matters 47 points 3 years ago

You block origin

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Rac3r4Life 45 points 3 years ago

Haha now if only they could do it in Times Square. That place is a giant eyesore.

I used to feel bad about using an ad blocker on the internet, but not anymore. I utilize PiHole and uBO for ad blocking now because the internet has literally become unusable without it. I never minded seeing ads, but they have gotten so brazen about it now with the most obnoxious ads possible. When the ads start negatively affecting the usability of the Internet there's a serious problem. So they can either use respectful ad placement and get some revenue from me, or they can have them blocked and get zero revenue. It's their choice.

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Sotuanduso 11 points 3 years ago

That's why I like that my adblocker has an option to let respectful ads through.

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StoicLime 1 point 3 years ago

Which adblocker do you use?

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Sotuanduso 2 points 3 years ago

AdBlock, on Chrome. You have to opt in to "Allow some non-intrusive advertising."

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Rac3r4Life 2 points 3 years ago

I have network wide ad blocking with a PiHole server. I've also got a Wireguard VPN server so I can connect to have PiHole ad blocking on my phone while I'm out.

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HiddenLayer5 10 points 3 years ago

Wasn't there once a Spotify ad for their own premium service where all they did was play annoying dissonant sounds and then was like "you wouldn't have had to hear that if you had premium."

I wouldn't have had to hear that if I didn't use your fucking app and torrented all my music, how bout that?

(I never got an ad like this back when I still used Spotify so I can't confirm if this is real or not. Anyone else know what I'm talking about and can confirm if this was ever a thing?)

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TIEPilot 2 points 3 years ago

Gus got it right, they had the audio up like 9dB over the music (thats 3 fold audio power/volume for the non-nerds)

https://youtu.be/BvQ571eAOZE

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PipedLinkBot 2 points 3 years ago

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pthaloblue 40 points 3 years ago

Technically they didn't block it enough, you can still read the company name. Advertisers will love it even more because it will circulate social media. I hate this game.

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dreadedsemi 32 points 3 years ago

UCardboard Origin

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1984 29 points 3 years ago

Challenge accepted. :)

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Baku 28 points 3 years ago
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CurlyMoustache 19 points 3 years ago

The police are on their way

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Baku 8 points 3 years ago
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Soundhole -21 points 3 years ago

Stop! You've violated the law, mate!

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unreachable 25 points 3 years ago

physical ad-blocker

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Hello_there 22 points 3 years ago

Crazy how we could just pass a law outlawing billboards and ads like this. But we don't.
There are voter initiatives in so many states, but we don't use them for anything fun. Just carrying water for Uber to protect it from its employees or finding new ways to oppress minorities.

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miss_brainfart 11 points 3 years ago

Imagine how different Time Square would be if those billboards showed valuable information instead

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some_guy 20 points 3 years ago

This is my favorite thing that I've seen this week.

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pseudo 13 points 3 years ago
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Misconduct 2 points 3 years ago

Somewhere the cool teacher that everyone likes has this hanging as a poster on their wall I just know it

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Kolanaki 13 points 3 years ago

No matter how clever you think you are, there is always someone more clever.

I used to think AR was a niche thing for business and kinda dumb for every day use but then I thought: You'd be able to block ads. Graffiti. Garbage. Just filter the world into a cartoon if you want. Now I fucking wish I had some AR device so I can literally live inside a fantasy world, if only visually. So instead of seeing a filthy bum puking his guts out onto the garbage cluttered sidewalk as he leans against a filthy encrusted brick wall, tagged with vile shit I'll instead see a unicorn projecting a rainbow against the backdrop of a magical grove.

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miss_brainfart 18 points 3 years ago

That sounds an awful lot like Pyro from TF2

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bobs_monkey 9 points 3 years ago

It's like when they say something is idiot proof, then the universe delivers a bigger idiot.

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lemann 1 point 3 years ago

Dennou Coil IRL

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HotsauceHurricane 11 points 3 years ago
  • Insert Firefox meme here.
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ndsvw 10 points 3 years ago
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nonfuinoncuro 11 points 3 years ago

rifle?

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ICastFist 10 points 3 years ago

If that fails, heat seeking missiles

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pastermil 1 point 3 years ago

Or that kamikaze UAV

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Aikawa 10 points 3 years ago

What about a hunting crossbow? They might be easier to get, and are way cooler than a rifle.

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Hadriscus 3 points 3 years ago

bow & arrow

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SomeBoyo 3 points 3 years ago

Drone

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PipedLinkBot 2 points 3 years ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/SlKao_Pox5A

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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nephs 1 point 3 years ago

Probably the same kind of tool general population would need to take down capitalism itself.

But you won't see this because your instance censors mine.

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Dsarken 4 points 3 years ago

lol

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sarmale 3 points 3 years ago

Does anyone know the original ad?

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maxcharacterlimit 4 points 3 years ago
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jackpot 4 points 3 years ago

why do you want to expose yourself to an ad, fuck that

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lemann 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 2134807 2135373, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
SeahorseTreble 2 points 3 years ago

Testing Lemmy comment

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_comfortablyAverage_ 1 point 3 years ago
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_comfortablyAverage_ 1 point 3 years ago
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