DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

a year ago by KingPorkChop to c/FuckMusk

WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
KingPorkChop 44 points a year ago

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king_tronzington 8 points a year ago

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silverlose 24 points a year ago

Damn what is the world coming to 😞… I just ate a full onion.

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KickMeElmo 15 points a year ago

Yep, so did I. So much onion.

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cabron_offsets 12 points a year ago
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zaph 6 points a year ago

I've taken a few bites of onion before but this is the first time I full throated one.

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Etterra 4 points a year ago

You mean this guy?

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snausagesinablanket 0 points a year ago
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