Anon takes an IQ test

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

tacofox 81 points 2 years ago

Law enforcement is always a good fallback

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Valmond 56 points 2 years ago

Wait 50 years then run for president.

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HK65 29 points 2 years ago

Since 4chan is mostly edgy teens, 50 years later is still just someone in their 60s, and apparently that's 20 years too young.

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nodiratime 4 points 2 years ago

Becoming the CEO of Tesla has no age limit.

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radix 52 points 2 years ago

Overqualified.

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1984 34 points 2 years ago

Police officer.

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Etterra 15 points 2 years ago

Only if you're racist though.

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InternetCitizen2 12 points 2 years ago

They said IQ 74

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driving_crooner 8 points 2 years ago

And more importantly, they're on 4chan

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RandomVideos 2 points 2 years ago

You dont have to be a genius to think that people shouldnt be judged because of how they look from birth

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KingJalopy 25 points 2 years ago

It'll be nice to have smart people running things for a change. Relatively speaking...

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DrownedRats 3 points 2 years ago

How about podcasting?

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BuboScandiacus 2 points 2 years ago

Forrest Gump if he lived now

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Marthirial 2 points 2 years ago

Careful, that can make Jim Jordan feel retarded.

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