I can't believe they made boybortions illegal!

a year ago by Chaotic Cookie to c/onehundredninetysix

NOT_RICK 64 points a year ago

I’m too straight to understand this, but my condolences and/or congratulations

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ChaoticCookie 13 points a year ago

Thank you for your condolences and/or congratulations! It means a lot to me :3

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flamingos 59 points a year ago

Kung Fu Panda villain looking at a monitor, horrified

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unexposedhazard 42 points a year ago

Oi dont punch twink tummy 😭

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ChaoticCookie 35 points a year ago

I wouldn’t if I could get a boybortion! I have to do to a DIY solution D:

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magic_smoke 1 point a year ago
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TheThrillOfTime 34 points a year ago

The way boyncologist is spelled is driving me crazy. Should be spelled boynocologist*

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Remember_the_tooth 32 points a year ago

Aren't we overshooting the more obvious "Guy-necologist?"

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winkly 29 points a year ago

Boinkologist

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Swedneck 14 points a year ago

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iheartneopets 5 points a year ago

The brain rot in this comment 😭

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festnt 1 point a year ago

no its ok thats just tf2

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DaPorkchop_ 32 points a year ago

missed opportunity to write "guynecologist"

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djsoren19 26 points a year ago

Please stop hitting me in the tummy, I promise I do not need a boybortion, there is no amount of cum that can get me pregnant. I've tried.

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ChaoticCookie 8 points a year ago

You must need to try harder!! (Hehe harder I’m so funny >:3)

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SnotFlickerman 20 points a year ago

What the twink said:

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PumaStoleMyBluff 15 points a year ago

Reading this actually feels like driving my boybrain over a speedbump

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AlligatorBlizzard 10 points a year ago

WRAP IT, BEFORE YOU TAP IT!

This has been a PSA! 💫

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match 3 points a year ago

absolutely unhinged but also totally correct

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