Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys

a year ago by I Cast Fist to c/greentext

>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

unexposedhazard 229 points a year ago

Fake and gay for obvious reasons, but also based af.

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disconnected 15 points a year ago

it's easy to detect fake stories because of how they are but yes, based.

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joyjoy 123 points a year ago

Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.

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drolex 76 points a year ago

20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn't happen

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pennomi 45 points a year ago
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SkaveRat 28 points a year ago

only 435?

I'm disappointed with you, internet

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toothbrush 18 points a year ago path: 0 16317369 16317553 16317806 16320530 16320955, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 0
dankm 12 points a year ago

Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Fluttershy is a pegasus and Applejack is an Earth pony :P

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Flames5123 9 points a year ago

Plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash being married is loosely confirmed in the series finale where they come in together and look at each other.

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Snowclone 7 points a year ago

Applejack is completely wrong for Fluttershy. Fluttershy deserves so much better. An earth pony? No. She deserves a goddess!

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Tuxman 2 points a year ago

Is the Lord of Chaos enough?

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rickyrigatoni 5 points a year ago

rainbow dash would cheat on applejack the moment she gets a chance with daring doo get the buck out of here

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joyjoy 3 points a year ago

She'll be too busy fan-girling to actually make a move.

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rickyrigatoni 3 points a year ago

That's cheating in my book 😠

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cqst 49 points a year ago

This is a manufactured fake greentext. Some kind of CIA psyop to whitewash 2011 4chan as somehow pro LGBTQ or chill with My Little Pony. I mean there's nothing necessarily wrong with that, it's just kind of ridiculous to try and act like this comes from 2011.

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blind3rdeye 32 points a year ago

So you're saying it is fake, and gay?

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drunkpostdisaster 23 points a year ago

4chan always had an lbgtq community. Somehow.

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psud 22 points a year ago

People judge 4chan by /b

It has always had wholesome bits too

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djsoren19 22 points a year ago

The real psyop was the conservative takeover of online spaces. I remember the old net. Even unmoderated shitholes like 4chan were significantly more leftist. Deviant communities like furries and especially the bronies were absolutely on 4chan back in the day. Sure, there were lots of generally rude assholes, but most of them were apolitical or tankies.

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toothbrush 20 points a year ago

The opposite, actually. The mlp fandom originated on 4chan I think.

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rickyrigatoni 10 points a year ago

I'm fairly certain I remember reading this in 2011.

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DicJacobus 3 points a year ago

I am replying to this comment for no other reason than to poke fun at yor profile picture.

The people Love you, my lord.

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eugenevdebs 2 points a year ago

Yeah I recall reading this in 2011/2012. It always pops into my head every time I see a conservative whining about a show having a gay character because of da woke.

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marzhall 5 points a year ago

Can confirm. I remember my seeing a first "hey, did you guys by any chance happen to see the new episode" post on /b/ back in 2010, quickly followed by it exploding on 4chan and people setting up the first pony tf2 servers, moot creating /pony/ as a containment board, and everyone saying "don't post on /pony/ or you'll get IP banned in two weeks" - because a decade prior, moot had created the /furry/ containment board when furries got big, let it sit for two weeks, then IP banned everyone who had posted to it and deleted it.

Of course, he didn't replicate the action with /pony/, which is still around. And early brony culture was fascinating, because on a site where shock humor ruled and the experience was like digging through a sewer to find gems, suddenly a subculture emerged that was heavily anti-irony, kind, and genuine. Absolutely bizarre to watch.

Worth noting, as others have, that this was pre-gamergate, which was the social movement that took 4chan and turned it from a place that let Nazis post (usually "iRoNiCaLly" under the premise of being part of the ocean of piss that was the shock humor on /b/) and rolled it into a full Nazi bar.

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AlexisFR 17 points a year ago

4chan was somewhat progressive before Gamer Gate and Trump

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migo 12 points a year ago

It was full on progressive in social issues. Anonymous was progressive (it still is) socially and politically. 4chan shifted with Gamergate and it escalated from there.

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Estiar 16 points a year ago

There's actually a /MLP/ board on 4chan. There aren't a lot of fandoms that have their own separate board, but they made that one because people were pony-posting all over the other message boards.

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JackbyDev 11 points a year ago

Idk, anon could just be extremely anti theist. Aggressively atheist and libertarian are also 4chan stereotypes from the time.

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Lyra_Lycan 39 points a year ago

There are also about 450,000 other gods to choose from, and about 5 are the same monotheistic source of evil that humans have used as a scapegoat to kill each other over. Western modernist Christianity is literally the English cuisine of religions.

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kittenzrulz123 10 points a year ago

If you look at the Torah (or old testament) it explicitly says there are tons of other gods, Jews and Christians just choose to only serve one.

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flambonkscious 5 points a year ago

Wow that's an exceptionally savage comment. Fantastic stuff L_L!

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JasSmith 25 points a year ago

And then Einstein clapped.

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nylo 24 points a year ago

hail satan!

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 7 points a year ago

I heard Tenacious D when I read this.

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NigelFrobisher 19 points a year ago

Mental Liberation Party

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lessthanluigi 8 points a year ago

I do love playing with my Mental Liberation Party toys!

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Sonotsugipaa 3 points a year ago

Are we talking about the Enlightened Ones from Lunacid?

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lessthanluigi 2 points a year ago

I had to look that up. So yes, we are!

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aeharding 15 points a year ago

Protip: add plain after the first three backticks of code block to prevent syntax highlighting

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gigachad 15 points a year ago

Multilayer Perceptron toys?

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itsworkthatwedo 18 points a year ago

My little pony I think.

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21Cabbage 8 points a year ago

I like their idea.

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IndustryStandard 14 points a year ago

Is there a fediverse 4chan yet

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