Once again: “a bad driver never misses their turn”

a year ago by jqubed to c/idiotsincars

And another bad driver will not be looking at the road and plow into multiple people.

Here’s a source from People magazine.

Drivers involved in the crash suffered bumps and bruises but no life-threatening injuries, [Fox 8] reported. Their vehicles were extensively damaged.

JoMiran 111 points a year ago

"My job here is done! Farewell fellow travelers!" -- Idiot in car

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jqubed 20 points a year ago

I especially enjoy this comment with that Buc-ee’s logo as your avatar

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Lemminary 2 points a year ago

A job well done. Bravo. Anybody tally the final score?

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TrickDacy 106 points a year ago

Overconfidence is a huge problem, but man so is under confidence. People who freeze up will cause bad things.

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madcaesar 29 points a year ago

The best advice I was ever given related to driving was "never trust the other driver is going to do the 'right' thing"

Always be ready for the guy next to you to be a complete noobie moron

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Diplomjodler3 8 points a year ago

I always assume that all other drivers are dangerous morons that are trying to kill me. I know that's not true for most people but it only takes one.

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TrickDacy 5 points a year ago

Same. except it was phrased "it's not you that you have to worry about. It's the other person."

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barneypiccolo 4 points a year ago

That's the basis of "defensive driving."

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suite403 14 points a year ago

My underconfidence tells me I need to be in the right lane 2 miles away and if I'm not in the right lane when my turn is coming up I'm looking at a hopefully short drive to the next offramp.

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shalafi 4 points a year ago

You're my wife. And worse, she didn't start driving until she was 50. One thing I figured out, she thinks a mile is about a kilometer. So when the sign says, "1 Mile", she thinks it's close.

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SkyezOpen 6 points a year ago

That's still less than a minute at highway speed, and if the right lane is clogged you'll have to shop for a gap. 1 mile is a perfectly fine distance to get ready to exit IMO.

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lars 3 points a year ago

A friend of mine is like “our exit is in 10 miles, so you should probably move over all 5 lanes right now”

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TrickDacy 2 points a year ago

My girlfriend does this the same way. She will get over 3 miles in advance and do so hurriedly.

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Pyr_Pressure 83 points a year ago

Did they seriously just drive off after that?!?!

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AngrySquirrel 46 points a year ago

They usually do

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Witchfire 21 points a year ago

I watched someone drive off after hitting a cyclist and breaking his arm. Driver even stopped for a moment to look, then sped off.

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bstix 6 points a year ago

Many hit and runs are done in panic. Lots of them turn themselves in later

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lars -2 points a year ago

Were you that driver??

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bstix 5 points a year ago

No, I've never done a hit and run, but the point is that if I got into an accident one day, I might become one whether I want to or not, because it's an unconscious reaction.

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Praxinoscope 1 point a year ago
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Lemminary -45 points a year ago

I think I'm a good person but I'm not gonna think, "I caused all this, I'm sticking around to tell the cops", y'know?

You catch me on camera and then show up at my door and I'll be like "Oh was that what all that noise was? Damn." and wish them a fine evening as I close the door. /j

E: Added humor training wheels. My bad, don't shoot

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Glytch 36 points a year ago

I think I'm a good person...

Well you aren't.

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Lemminary -34 points a year ago

Thank you for drawing conclusions about my person off one tongue-in-cheek comment. What would this place be without people like you here, I always wonder.

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zipzoopaboop 23 points a year ago

You aren't helping your case

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AngrySquirrel 24 points a year ago

That is not only immoral, but also illegal. That is called a "miss and run"

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Lemminary -34 points a year ago

Obviously I'm exaggerating to tell my point lol Good god people, lighten up

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Glytch 37 points a year ago

That wasn't at all obvious. Sounds more like Schrodinger's asshole, talking shit until you get called out then falling back on "it was just a joke". No you're just an asshole.

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Bloomcole 6 points a year ago

That is one of the lowest things you can do.
People who make those statements and mean them should be preventively banned from driving for life.

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Lemminary -9 points a year ago

What, not tell on myself? Yeah, I'm a low life like that. Lucky for you, I don't drive and don't intend to.

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Bloomcole 4 points a year ago

Lucky for everyone indeed

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AA5B 72 points a year ago

For my kids, I stressed that while knowing your way around is critical, it’s also beneficial to always use GPS because it will always calculate a new route. Just miss any turn or exit and it will get you there either way minimal impact

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Pyr_Pressure 78 points a year ago

I missed my exit once and it was like 15 minutes before the next one to turn around but that's better than killing someone.

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FenrirIII 10 points a year ago

The Florida turnpike did that shit. Last free exit (that I wanted) was unmarked (absolutely no signage). The next (legal) turnaround was 10 miles and tolled.

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Pyr_Pressure 8 points a year ago

tolled

So sorry you live in a place like that

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aramova 8 points a year ago

Florida is a freedum state after all. Can't have them commie taxes pay for things like public infrastructure and shit.

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stevestevesteve 56 points a year ago

Tbf a stopped car in the middle of the road on a sunny fucking day also shouldn't cause a collision, either. Guy in the grey van fucked up worse than anyone but they'll be blaming the stopped car instead of their own inattentive driving

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whotookkarl 69 points a year ago

There's a minimum speed on highways because it is dangerous to slow below that limit, the stopping distance for 70mph is around 240 feet and 2.5 sec for perception & reaction.

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IphtashuFitz 14 points a year ago

Yeah, but cars do break down. I once had all the transmission fluid in my car drain out while doing 65 or so on a highway. A mechanic failed to replace the drain plug properly, and suddenly the car started shaking violently. I was lucky to coast off to the breakdown lane before coming to a stop.

And I’ve seen things like improperly secured ladders and chairs fall onto the highway as well. Nothing like having cars suddenly swerving in front of you to avoid those sorts of hazards.

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ShortFuse 12 points a year ago

While true, cars that breakdown don't come to a complete stop, generally. You should put your hazards and roll to the shoulder. That's not always possible, of course. But if a vehicle is clearly disabled, you wouldn't stop behind it waiting for it to move out of the way, which is what happened here as well.

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forrgott 20 points a year ago

Guy in the gray van was blocked in on at least one side, possibly both.

No. The moron in the first car fucked up the worst; NONE of that would've happened without that dork stopping.

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Soulg 8 points a year ago

Guy in the gray van could've seen the cars in front of him stopped and then also stop. It's still also his fault.

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TrickDacy 11 points a year ago

Right, zoning out for a second is definitely way worse than selfishly illegally stopping like that /s

One is illegal and the other isn't, for good reason. Willful mistake versus moment of distraction

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piyuv 16 points a year ago

They might’ve stopped for a legal, non-selfish reason too. A health emergency can happen anytime. It’s the drivers responsibility to not zone out and look ahead.

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TrickDacy -6 points a year ago

This would legally be the fault of the stopper. But yeah maybe. Just seems doubtful the way they clearly seem intent on turning

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poopkins 8 points a year ago

Psst, there's a third possibility if you think critically.

! Both are wrong.

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TrickDacy 2 points a year ago

No shit?

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douglasg14b 7 points a year ago

The red car is still the cause here.

The gray van is a consequence of that cause. It would happen regardless. Even if the person in the gray van was paying attention, someone else would not be paying enough attention and still wreck.

You're confusing proximate cause and root cause. The van is a mechanism of failure, the red car is the cause of failure.

This is still the red car's fault, entirely. The van of course is holding my ability for being the proximate cause, but at the end of the day blaming the van for not paying attention doesn't actually prevent situations like these from occurring.

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CompactFlax 50 points a year ago

It’s pretty infrequent that roads go on after an exit to 150km uninterrupted highway or some other reason to behave this way.

These people are maddening.

They tend not to have a good command of the accelerator pedal’s capabilities to boot. There were a few opportunities for the problem driver to get going.

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nilloc 4 points a year ago

There might be a couple stretches in Ohio, but this isn’t one. There’s a spotin Massachusetts that’s like 60 miles round trip if you miss the exit, and it’s a tiny state!

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lars 2 points a year ago

Moderately hilarious. Where in Massachusetts?

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nilloc 2 points a year ago

I90 (mass pike still I think) west of the i84 split is the longest gap in the state I think.

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AresUII 1 point a year ago

Tbf that's still a missed flight

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awesomesauce309 15 points a year ago

That’s great ODOT put out a psa not to do this. Could they put one out about people swerving into the exit lane way after the exit.

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Poach 20 points a year ago

Why didn't they just take people's licenses when they do something like this?

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WhatAmLemmy 17 points a year ago

Because we live in corporate dictatorships and fossil fuel corpos made everything car-centric. Now we have to allow the negligent and incompetent to drive or else we'll damage "the economy".

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fuzzzerd 12 points a year ago

This is true, but it's more than the economy. While driving is a privilege, we've created a world where living without it is incredibly difficult and in some cases impossible. While it could hurt the economy it also starts to become a cruel and unusual punishment, even though it shouldn't be it is due to the car centric environment society has created.

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ptz 10 points a year ago

At least they had their turn signal on 😆

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elgordino 8 points a year ago

Absolutely the most terrifying aspect of driving on the Interstate.

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Macallan 4 points a year ago

Cammers Fault...

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missandry351 3 points a year ago

Welcome to Portugal!!! Wait a minute…

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Kolanaki 2 points a year ago

Went to the dispensary today and I had so many people pass me just to swirve back ahead of me to take an off-ramp and get off the highway instead of waiting 2 fucking seconds to reach the exit without being a fucking piece of shit driver.

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TheAlbatross -17 points a year ago
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reddig33 50 points a year ago

Just take the next fucking exit and turn around.

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andrewta -7 points a year ago

not sure turning around on the highway is safe. might be better to take the next exit and find another road.

and yes i'm being a smart ass.

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Swedneck 2 points a year ago

you use the exit to "turn around", you don't make a fucking u-turn on the highway

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andrewta 1 point a year ago

No kidding

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