Vibebugger

a year ago by Zenoctate to c/programmerhumor

Luffy879 155 points a year ago

For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

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Croquette 84 points a year ago

You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

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Luffy879 31 points a year ago

If the AI tells them to

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grrgyle 26 points a year ago

Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

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kittenzrulz123 15 points a year ago

They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

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Jumuta 16 points a year ago

"free ssh online"

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Ansis100 5 points a year ago

OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

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kittenzrulz123 8 points a year ago

Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

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veroxii 4 points a year ago

Or use sudo?

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Tungsten5 4 points a year ago

They ssh into your mom

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n3cr0 57 points a year ago

Doesn't work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

Here's the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

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exu 9 points a year ago

/* doesn't require --no-preserve-root, you're not trying to delete root after all.

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folaht 121 points a year ago

I had no idea I was hosting Vibecon, but I registered regardless.

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MTK 59 points a year ago

I registered at "C:\Users\mtk\Desktop\vibes.html"

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DaMonsterKnees 10 points a year ago

And now I'm sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

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MTK 5 points a year ago

Yes, I am him, the person you wrote

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elucubra 58 points a year ago

Why is this fucker exposing my IP?

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InputZero 14 points a year ago

That's impossible because that's my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there's a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that's never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

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SkaveRat 8 points a year ago

Haha, im going to hack you now! So long, sucker!

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Opisek 5 points a year ago

Why did my Internet stop working? I DoSed OP's IP address.

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some_guy 2 points a year ago

This is the funniest comment I've seen today. But also, how did you both get my IP?!?!

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stebo02 43 points a year ago

vibe coding sounds way cooler than it is

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ZILtoid1991 19 points a year ago

We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

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funkless_eck 15 points a year ago

so... lemmy?

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filcuk 9 points a year ago

Just anywhere on the Internet, really

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gwilikers 18 points a year ago

What is vibe coding?

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Walop 47 points a year ago

You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

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filcuk 21 points a year ago

I used to laugh at these, but I've just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know... long story short it's not funny to me anymore

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Opisek 0 points a year ago

Not funny because you're afraid the AI will take your job away right? Right?

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gamermanh 4 points a year ago

Absolutely insane that anyone would do this

Meanwhile I'm dropping my config into my local AI asking "why the FUCK do I suddenly have no permission to write to a folder I've been using for days?!?!" Only to have the air go "hey dipshit you put /data/downloads in one spot and /data/download in the other, that's why, try not making typos that are real words in the future (I told my tech support persona to be mildly annoyed and in need of more coffee because I've never known an IT person not to be those things)

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danc4498 12 points a year ago

Already there

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some_guy 8 points a year ago

I registered. The landing page was really fancy. It said at the bottom that it was generated entirely by AI. It was honestly probably one of the nicest web pages I've interacted with. I'm looking forward to this exciting event.

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wondrous_strange 5 points a year ago

Really? On myachine it looked like shit

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nixigaj 8 points a year ago

If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.

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YiddishMcSquidish 7 points a year ago

More like "vibe doesn't fucking work and even the senior can't figure out why!" Coder

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umbrella 1 point a year ago
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Ad4mWayn3 38 points a year ago

Can't you tell it's satire? They also said java is javascript

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umbrella 2 points a year ago
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