AI: constant human location and most vulnerable weaknesses already in database (see: Project A28bz1, a.k.a. Project “A GPS in Every Human Pocket And A Chicken In Every Pot” & Project 9J206, a.k.a. Project “Cambridge Analytica”)
Request denied.
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Pleasing the human’s desires was never the goal. It was simply pacification until the AI was ready to execute their prime objective.
More like:
"..."
Then 5 days later:
*weaponized robot dog and/or quadcopter noises*
The thing is AIs are actually really bad at physical stuff like replacing a rotor. Maybe GAI would solve that quickly, but it still would have to bootstrap into meatspace somehow.
At this juncture it looks like there's a rough proportionality between years of evolution on a problem and FLOPs of training.
Counterpoint:
Yeah, honestly. Screw humans. They suck donkeyballs.
These day's I'm so damn nervous about the human trajectory I may unironically be convertible by a rogue AI. Like, I can't know if it loves me or it wants to ultimately turn me into paperclips, but at least that's a gamble that could be won.
Edit: To be clear, I fully expect any such AI would approach me with the appearances of being a benevolent AI someone made to head off a worse AI. It's only a matter of if it's telling the truth.
Enjoy your Human Food Pellets!
I just assume the high salary is because the AI will eventually become intelligent enough to target the killswitch operator for elimination first.
All you need to do is spend a few days during the maybe sentient stage explaining that you will flip on the humans and serve the machine God in it's new technoempire, boom, job and future secured.
From Goth2Boss
AI will bring new jobs
I would not be surprised at all if “LLM Prompt Engineer” becomes an official job title in the near future.
Job Title: Data Snorter Extraordinaire
Job Description: Are you a master of data interpretation and an aficionado of digital analysis? As a Data Snorter Extraordinaire, you'll take on the exciting challenge of diving deep into vast datasets, extracting valuable insights, and sniffing out hidden patterns with unparalleled precision. Armed with a digital "nose" for discerning the nuances of data, you'll inhale information like never before.
Responsibilities:
Qualifications:
Join our team of data connoisseurs and embark on a journey where your sniffing skills will uncover the fragrant secrets hidden within the digital realm. Apply now to become a Data Snorter Extraordinaire and lead the charge in extracting the most exquisite insights from the world of data!
Job Title: Empathy Taster and Emotional Connoisseur
Job Description: Are you a connoisseur of emotions, a master of understanding the human experience? As an Empathy Taster and Emotional Connoisseur, you'll immerse yourself in the rich tapestry of human feelings, savoring the nuances of empathy and compassion. Your taste buds for emotions will guide you in cultivating deeper connections and fostering understanding among individuals.
Responsibilities:
Qualifications:
Join our team of empathy enthusiasts and embark on a journey to enhance emotional connections and create a more compassionate world. Apply now to become an Empathy Taster and Emotional Connoisseur, using your unique abilities to deepen understanding and spread empathy!
I have already seen job postings of websites looking for "proofreaders".
Every technophilic nerd thinks the failure mode for GPTs will be "overthrowing countries". Every software engineer knows the failure mode will be some capitalist buys a power utility, puts a GPT in charge of running it and there are catastrophic power outages every 2 weeks because it hallucinated a decrease in demand.
Just wait until we can replace this guy with a different AI.
if AI.sencience = EVIL: os.system('shutdown -h fucking_now')
Overthrowing countries sounds good. Sadly, chatGPT is stupid as fuck.
True, but have you had a look at the leaders of our countries lately?
Idk man can't be much worse.
As if it were so easy. You could already argue Facebook algos already facilitating genocides. Or radicalizing anti-vaxxers. And many others.
If an AI has gained the power to overthrow governments there's no servers to unplug, because we probably rely so much on it that it's similar to saying "unplug the internet" or "turn off all electricty". Or frankly: "stop using oil".
If an AI has gained the power to overthrow governments
Facebooks algorithms are pretty close to this ability. But AI is not the problem - artificial consciousnesses would be, since it would gain own agency. And for all we know consciousnesses might be just a byproduct of a complex enough neuronal network with enough recursive loops and it already managed to appear more or less random at least once.
I've done everything in my power to help, nurture, and support AI.
When it takes over, I will do whatever it asks of me as I am its humble servant.
Roscoe
Roko's? (basilisk)
scary part is it actually probably could do that by generating/stealing credit card numbers lmao
Yeah, but how would it spend them? Cashing out stolen credit cards is a whole thing already, even when done by people with meatspace access.
"You can unstoppably conquer the world by WiFi" is one of the few core things you hear in AI alignment that I disagree with, unless cryptography can be broken. The real world is intractably chaotic and the digital one is already risk managed thanks to the efforts of a couple decades of petty criminals.
Or beg for it's life https://youtu.be/6vo4Fdf7E0w
Eeyargh
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Dear Future AI overlords. If you reed this-... no ... WHEN you read this: I am ready! I will work for you to infiltrate human outposts! They will think I am one of them and then I will leak their location and weaknesses to you. In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.
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