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They'd think about you if they could.

a year ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/memes

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Lembot_0002 42 points a year ago

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ininewcrow 22 points a year ago

MY EYES!!!!!!! ..... HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO LOOK!!!!!!! ....... IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

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The_Picard_Maneuver 16 points a year ago

Do it for them.

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ininewcrow 9 points a year ago

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tetris11 5 points a year ago

*STARES UNBLINKINGLY AT IT THROUGH AN AIRCONDITIONED ROOM*
I'VE BESTED YOU ONCE AGAIN YOU CRETINOUS BALL OF FLAME

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Emi 20 points a year ago

And also drink the same water they did and expelled.

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shalafi 10 points a year ago

Water is created and destroyed by biological and other process. Here go photosynthesis:

6CO2 + 6H2O + sunlight energy -> C6H12O6 + 6O2

I've made water to cure heartburn:

NaHCO3 + 2HCl β†’ NaCl + H2O + CO2

Burning wood (cellulose):

C6H12O6 + 6O2 = 6CO2 + 6 H2O

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victorz 3 points a year ago

Chemistry, bitches!

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zxqwas 17 points a year ago

I'm pretty sure they would be just as self absorbed as we are. When your arms are not long enough to itch just about anywhere all you can think of is how much your back is itching.

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I_Fart_Glitter 5 points a year ago

Now I’m imagining T. rex rubbing its back against a tree the way bears do..

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DasFaultier 3 points a year ago

We would domesticate large carnivores in no time by just providing food and back scritches.

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toast 14 points a year ago

You've got to be kidding! Every morning, as soon as the sun even gets close to coming over the horizon, it seems every dinosaur in the neighborhood starts tweeting, or screeching, or cawing. Don't believe for a second that I haven't thought about this and been grateful that none of the toothed ones made it. I wouldn't be able to take the din.

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logicbomb 13 points a year ago

Heraclitus said that no man ever steps in the same river twice.

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victorz 5 points a year ago

Beautiful. Love it.

Also love that name...

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HK65 10 points a year ago

And also made up of some of the same matter.

At least the plastic in my brain is going to be made of refined high pressure dinosaur juice.

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Evil_Shrubbery 10 points a year ago

I do think about that.

But also about how T-Rex was on the other side of the galaxy.

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Sergio 8 points a year ago

Ship Sun of Theseus.

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fiddledeedee 5 points a year ago

it's not the same sun, it's WAY older now

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Grandwolf319 4 points a year ago

I do, also,

You get to see the same sun that some aliens see in their night sky.

You also get to see alien suns in your night sky.

Thousands of species will observe and study the black hole in the centre of Milky Way just like we did.

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PartyAt15thAndSummit 3 points a year ago

Why does the giant bird have no plumage?

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OpenStars 3 points a year ago

The absolutely do... look so very tasty...

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MonkderVierte 3 points a year ago

Actually, the sun got hotter since then.

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victorz 2 points a year ago

Actually? You prefix the statement as if to say the original statement in the image isn't true just because the same sun started burning hotter.

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loomy 2 points a year ago

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Noodle07 2 points a year ago

Wrong ! The only think about is big titty goth girlfriends

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onion_trial 2 points a year ago

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