eighty 21 points a year ago

"After Breakfast" (1890) by Elin Danielson-Gambogi for the curious!

Had to look it up and was pleasantly surprised by the relatable "modern" vibe. Me too girl, me too.

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Greyghoster 4 points a year ago

I was wondering and thought had a Renoir type feel. Thanks.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 9 points a year ago

I have exactly twenty-one minutes between post-snooze alarm and leaving my house.

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RedSnt 17 points a year ago

Reminding me of a quote by Charles Bukowski: "How the hell could a person enjoy being awakened at 6:30AM, by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so."

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abbadon420 3 points a year ago

How? I take a hour and that's already running it tight.

I wake up. I snooze 5 minutes, twice at most. Today I snoozed 3 times. Than I get up and make coffee, meanwhile I walk the dogs. When I get back the coffee is done and I can drink it. Than I make breakfast and lunch, brush my teeth and do my hair and I'm ready to go.

Sometimes I still miss my train, but my planning leaves me room to miss 2 trains. I just want to wake up easy. If that means setting my alarm at 0600 in stead of 0700, that's not a heavy price at all.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points a year ago

Because I have to be out of the house by 5:30am so I’m not waking up any earlier then I need to.

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abbadon420 3 points a year ago

That makes sense. Back when my work started at 4 in the morning, I only took half an hour to do my routine.

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kambusha 3 points a year ago

I got 21 seconds to go

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Jimmycrackcrack 7 points a year ago

This is obviously funny for the intended punchline but it's such a good satire of the most bullshit 'lifehacks', like, presumably the non-joke version would be something like allow yourself 30 minutes or 1 hour every morning and that's already laughable to begin with and amounts to "have more time" as the 'hack'. Gee thanks guys I'd never have thought of that.

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