I take things literally!!!

Cross-posted from "I take things literally!!!" by @LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone in !autism@lemmy.world

Diplomjodler3 19 points a year ago

Always remember that human language primarily serves to maintain social bonds, not to exchange information. Giving rote answers to rote questions is perfectly acceptable.

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match 5 points a year ago

that's what i say when someone asks how my day's going

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webghost0101 1 point 9 months ago

I am gonna be real here and say that stuff like this for me is the hardest proof there is no bond whatsoever and if they have known me for a while that there not actually interest in knowing me as a person.

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Gradually_Adjusting 12 points a year ago

I've solved this problem forever. If I like them I'll just smile and say "better now". If I don't, it's "living the dream". My approach is flawless in every scenario.

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ryedaft 4 points a year ago

You must also ask them a question. Otherwise you are in violation of ṫ̴̖̬h̴̳̙̏̿e̵͎̎ ̸̬̑ș̴͙̋ơ̷̞ͅç̴͔̃i̵̛̠̹͠a̸̠͘l̴͙̘̇́ ̶̞̈́̚č̸͖̤̀ó̷̦n̶̙̬̚ṫ̷̤̤r̷̻̽̏ȁ̸͓̳̿c̶̳̉t̷̛̩̋

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Gradually_Adjusting 2 points a year ago

Throw it on the pile I guess, I ain't asking shit

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lemmyng 4 points a year ago

I was going to suggest "I've had better", but your version is so much more optimistic that I'm retracting mine.

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Gradually_Adjusting 3 points a year ago

Depends on how you say it.