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a year ago by TheWaterGod to c/techsupportmemes

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dohpaz42 43 points a year ago

“If you put it in a ticket, I’ll get right on it.”

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atomicbocks 12 points a year ago

“But, it won’t take that long to fix, can’t you just look really quick?”

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dohpaz42 7 points a year ago

“I get it. But the PtB require a ticket before work can be done. My hands are tied.”

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Honytawk 3 points a year ago

What makes you think you should get priority over the people who do follow the correct procedure?

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atomicbocks 5 points a year ago

I worked at a place once where I had to remember the list of VIPs who got special treatment.

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samus12345 2 points a year ago

"Because I'm the main character! Now do my bidding, NPC!"

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snipingsnipe 1 point a year ago

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jodanlime 17 points a year ago

If you do this to me I'm doing the hokey pokey and turning myself around. While pissing.

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nik282000 11 points a year ago

Industrial electrician, I have to wait until the parking lot is empty before I leave lest the 100th person ask me to put potlights in their fucking basement.

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miked 11 points a year ago

I got approached on a company vacation after we left a winery. I could not believe it.

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atomicbocks 5 points a year ago

WTF is a ‘company vacation’?!?

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miked 8 points a year ago

Company took all employee on a trip with excursions setup each day.

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atomicbocks 10 points a year ago

That sounds like the opposite of a vacation.

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miked 12 points a year ago

Company retreat? It was free so I did not complain.

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Fredselfish 10 points a year ago

If there that many urinals and you come stand right next to me, I feel inclined to turn around and piss on your shoes.

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otter 5 points a year ago

You've been to Wrigley Field, too?

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pinball_wizard 1 point a year ago

We've figured out what happened to the Wrigley Field bathrooms (continuously, every minute or so, for decades)!

I am, of course joking. We all know the

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Beer impairs aim and judgement.

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otter 2 points a year ago

And, yet, returning the favor like some tourist unclear on local greeting customs and just going with the flow... Not smiled upon. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Humans are weird.

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spirinolas 6 points a year ago

"I need to shake this thing a lot after I finish, so, sorry in advance for the friendly fire"

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samus12345 4 points a year ago

"Let me just turn my entire body toward you so I can hear you better."

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