can' even go on holiday

a year ago by flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) to c/okmatewanker

HonoraryMancunian 54 points a year ago

Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said "my flabber had never been so gasted".

Amazing

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dumbass 46 points a year ago

Fuck mate, what's next? Am I supposed to allow the French to stay as well!

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raman_klogius 36 points a year ago

host missing out on generational welsh big time

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pfr 13 points a year ago

I don't understand. It's there a Welsh stereotype in not aware of?

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clay_pidgin 13 points a year ago

The only ones that come to mind are the incomprehensible language and their alleged fondness for sheep. Neither seems relevant here.

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cynar 13 points a year ago

Fyi, apparently the sheep thing was a quirk of the law. Most sheep were owned by English nobles. Steeling a sheep was summery execution by hanging from the nearest tree. However, carnal relations with it were dealt with by the church (with a mostly Welsh clergy).

I'll leave it to the reader to figure out why the English landowners caught an unsettling number of Welshman admitting to trying to shag sheep.

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clay_pidgin 4 points a year ago

Fascinating!

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Skua 4 points a year ago

They even get left out of those old a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman jokes. Though that's probably for the best

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RVGamer06 12 points a year ago

Is this even legal lmao

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tazeycrazy 22 points a year ago

I can't see Welsh being a protected characteristic. They have lots of castels and a dragon. What more protection do they need.

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Agent641 6 points a year ago

And they speak in old elvish for fun

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KSPAtlas 3 points a year ago

Fun fact: one of the elvish languages (yes, there are multiple languages called Elvish in the LOTR universe), Sindarin, is actually heavily inspired by welsh so (the other one, Quenya, is based off Finnish)

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Zdvarko 7 points a year ago

Don't blame them, can't even spell Whales correctly

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Eheran 4 points a year ago

That picture is horrible. What happened to it? They surely do not have differently colored skin patches.

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Skua 9 points a year ago path: 0 19005299 19005930, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
NigelFrobisher 4 points a year ago

They should complain to the Prince of Whales.

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