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Banana? Banana. Rule.

3 years ago by psion1369 to c/196

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colin 38 points 3 years ago

y'all peel your bananas? wtf

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user224 14 points 3 years ago

Of course! Or do you eat the inside too?

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DarkMessiah 3 points 3 years ago

Found the Sea of Thieves player.

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Dr_pepper_spray 2 points 3 years ago

All the nutrients are in the skin!

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CumBroth 24 points 3 years ago

On the other hand...

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stevep 10 points 3 years ago

Those bananas in the bottom pic definitely look edible to me. They taste better slightly overripe too.

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vox 5 points 3 years ago

i kinda like green-ish ones, "bad" ones are also fine (still fully edible, even the black parts)

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JTheDoc 3 points 3 years ago

On the other hand:

Banana Bread 🍌🍞

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Hotdogman 23 points 3 years ago

It's a very appealing fruit.

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NegativeLookBehind 4 points 3 years ago

Do you think bananas are sexy?

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DrNyaaa 7 points 3 years ago

Yes and so r u

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TotallynotJessica 14 points 3 years ago

I love bananas, but recently I became allergic. Seems related to my longstanding latex allergy. It's too bad.

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ShootBANGdang 10 points 3 years ago

I hate them. Can’t stand the texture, and the flavor isn’t even good. Like eating a soggy pasty log

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PeachyMcPeachface 3 points 3 years ago

No same. I eat them right before the last of the green goes away and it's much more pleasant.

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animelivesmatter 2 points 3 years ago

the texture is so inconsistent

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Wildf1re 10 points 3 years ago

Found the Yiga.

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Smorty 2 points 3 years ago

[small piano riff]

[captivating battle music starts]

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HiddenLayer5 9 points 3 years ago

Unfortunately, also going extinct if we don't play our cards right. All crop bananas are monocultures, basically clones, and there is a strain of fungus that has adapted to infect them with near 100% mortality rate. A single speck of contaminated soil can destroy an entire field, and it is only aggravated by the effects of climate change which are already devastating food production in general. In fact, we've already lost one banana cultivar to another very similar fungus. Commenting not to be a downer but to raise awareness of this active and serious issue. Bananas are a staple crop that many people depend on to survive, both economically and directly as a source of food. Programs are underway to save them but success is far from guaranteed.

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I_Miss_Daniel 9 points 3 years ago

Found today that our goats like to eat the peel.

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Isoprenoid 13 points 3 years ago

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don 9 points 3 years ago

Not to be a part of the anti-banana conspiracy (that’d be crazy yall) but yall realize JUST HOW RADIOACTIVE BANANAS ARE COMPARED TO OTHER FRUIT LIKE TOMATOES ITS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEYRE TRYIN TO KILL US ALL VIA BANANAS

SHEEPLE WAKE UP FFS

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kspatlas 7 points 3 years ago

Aren't humans much more radioactive than bananas

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Sketchpad01 8 points 3 years ago

Are you eating humans???

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don 6 points 3 years ago

I just skip the humans altogether and eat the radiation. Not as fattening.

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PixTupy 5 points 3 years ago

Mmmmmmm... radioactivity...

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DakkaDakka 8 points 3 years ago

Doesn't make a mess during consumption? Tell that to my 2 year old...

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toxicbubble 7 points 3 years ago

can also be used to substitute eggs in baking!

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my_blackest_day 7 points 3 years ago
  • multi-functional ✔︎

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 3 years ago

They also fit nicely in my asshole.

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Stoneykins 6 points 3 years ago

I will never try the tasty bananas.

The only bananas I will ever eat were thought of as trash by the people that got to eat the tasty bananas.

The closest I will ever come is the artificial flavor in the runtz candy bananas.

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Zagorath 6 points 3 years ago

the artificial flavor in the runtz candy bananas

Long live the gros michel.

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Stoneykins 3 points 3 years ago

I knew they had a more official name than "tasty banana" but I couldn't think of it, thank

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DarkMessiah 6 points 3 years ago

And you can make banana bread if you accidentally on purpose buy too many to eat before they go soft.

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MintyAnt 5 points 3 years ago

You mean you can tell yourself that and soothe your mistakes. But you and I both know you're gonna keep pushing off baking that bread until your bananas are finally unusable

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HeckGazer 4 points 3 years ago

Checkmate atheists

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lorez 4 points 3 years ago

You can use em for scale when showing another object.

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lazycouchpotato 4 points 3 years ago

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A_A 4 points 3 years ago

I believe in this community you have to write the word "rule" in the title, like so :
Banana? Banana rules !
(you can edit the title even after posting, that is, if you want so)

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Depress_Mode 7 points 3 years ago

You don't have to, it's just that everyone copies everyone else doing it. All that's asked of users is to post when visiting.

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Automated_Footprint 3 points 3 years ago

Yep. Stuff like this shouldn't be rule(s). Like it was on reddit. (Meirl, what could go wrong...)

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Hupf 4 points 3 years ago

Can you provide some visual reference on how big the bananas on the picture are?

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user224 5 points 3 years ago

Around the size of 1 SBU (standard banana unit).

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ProfessorZhu 3 points 3 years ago

But the potassium 😭

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ForestOrca 3 points 3 years ago

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animelivesmatter 3 points 3 years ago

I'm ready for the creationists claiming bananas are evidence of God

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Dr_pepper_spray 3 points 3 years ago

I love their reasoning is really the result of thousands of years of human cultivation and cross-breeding.

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chiliedogg 3 points 3 years ago

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Depress_Mode 3 points 3 years ago

-Doubles as a sex toy

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Username02 3 points 3 years ago

You know what I like more than banana? Durian.

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MadMadBunny 5 points 3 years ago

Oh no…

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psion1369 1 point 3 years ago

Oh yes.

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Anangrierterrarian 3 points 3 years ago

Do you want a banana?

peel it down and go mm m mmm

Do you want a banana?

This banana for you

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vox 3 points 3 years ago

i wash my bananas

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Someboynumber5reborn 2 points 3 years ago

Bananas go hard fr

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Bloodwoodsrisen 2 points 3 years ago

I used to like bananas but the last one I had made me sick

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akariii 2 points 3 years ago

why?

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Bloodwoodsrisen 1 point 3 years ago

No idea, it just did

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Smorty 2 points 3 years ago

• You can drop them on the floor and still eat them ✔️

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Treczoks 2 points 3 years ago

Produces Antimatter

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