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lowleveldata 44 points 3 years ago

I don't recall that Buddha was born in America

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BruceTwarzen 23 points 3 years ago

He's no jesus after all

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dodgy_bagel 4 points 3 years ago

He doesn't look a thing like jesus.

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gatelike 33 points 3 years ago

zen is no joke. Cats chopped in half, sandals on the head, broken legs in gates, gateless gates. What do I do? We'll have you already eaten? Then go wash your bowl.

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Chariotwheel 29 points 3 years ago

That's why they say: if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him. Be quicker than him or he will end you.

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gullible 8 points 3 years ago

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe.

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roguetrick 27 points 3 years ago

Anon thinks Zen koans are mainline Buddhist literature.

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lars 13 points 3 years ago

Someone get this apostate a copy of the Gospel of Siddhartha

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Akasazh 13 points 3 years ago

I worked in sandwich shop a time ago. One day a Buddhist with in. I asked him what he wanted in his sandwich. He said 'Make me one with everything'

So I pulled out my dessert eagle and obliged.

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Dirk_Darkly 5 points 3 years ago

What flavor eagle was it?

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Akasazh 2 points 3 years ago

Electric boogie wooghy

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Pupschism 9 points 3 years ago

I'm not sure this is exactly what OP is talking about, but I like this video that addresses the surreal and contradictory nature of these types of stories https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=9p5Oi4wPVVo

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dudinax 5 points 3 years ago

It's a bit of both.

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