Diabetes is a bitch.
Postmortal_Pop 2 points a year ago
Not as good as a cup of O though.
Smokeydope 24 points a year ago
You forgot the third kind, A sentient sprite can who is an ontological reality restructuring supergod AI hybrid which can destroy the multi verse if its tab is ever cracked, whos containment requires no less than 5 time paradoxes, a trip to the noosphere with reality warping stabilizers, an obligitory doctor Bright or Nobody shout out, 45 minutes of real time reading a mid tales-from story, 15 new psudoscientific jargon words, and 3 rereadings to even begin to understand the story.
I prefer the coke can with lemon lime.
Postmortal_Pop 14 points a year ago
That one goes on the left. Doesn't matter how contrived, it's still "thing destroys everything"
Broadfern 16 points a year ago
This is 999 slander and I will not tolerate it
CheeseNoodle 6 points a year ago
I always try to aim for euclids usually along the lines of "Just plain weird and kinda horrifying but not an existential threat to more than a few people at once, sometimes even helpful if in a way you wish it wasn't."
FeatherConstrictor 3 points a year ago
Do you have an example of an SCP like this?
CheeseNoodle 7 points a year ago
So these are my own, though I don't have ones posted prior to my migration to lemmy during the great exodus.
- Tumour meat in fast food
- Plants actually cause ageing, though I feel this is my worst.
- Noise air conditioner
- Brain, parasite/
I'd say I'm barely an ok writer but I hope you find them amusing all the same.
TropicalDingdong 6 points a year ago
beware the [REDACTED]
fenrasulfr 1 point a year ago
Sooo undead crocodile or a can of sprite/7up.
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Secure
The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.
Contain
The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.
Protect
The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.
#Horror, #science fiction, #fanmade, #collaborativewriting, #groupwriting.
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scp
@lemmy.world
1603
317
197
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
Secure
The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.
Contain
The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.
Protect
The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.
#Horror, #science fiction, #fanmade, #collaborativewriting, #groupwriting.
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And somehow the coke can has a higher kill count
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