Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'

a year ago by gressen to c/nottheonion

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said he was conducting a "social experiment" by sporting a mustache in the style of Adolf Hitler — and claimed that it made him more attractive to women.Jones opened his Thursday broadcast by playing clips of the German dictator before revealing his new mustache."Now, ...

cross-posted from: https://piefed.europe.pub/post/44236

rockmeat 108 points a year ago

A sad and repulsive attempt of Alex Jones to get attention so he can continue his grifting

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whyNotSquirrel 26 points a year ago

So he can pay the victims of the sandy hook shooting, right?

right?

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lemmyman 10 points a year ago

And look, it's working!

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A_norny_mousse 8 points a year ago

The perfect summary of his activities.

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sramder 33 points a year ago

This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

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FilthyHands 27 points a year ago

StOp CaLlInG uS nAzIs!

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sramder 23 points a year ago

I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

W. O. W.

Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.

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captainastronaut 21 points a year ago

How can a dude this repulsive say with a straight face that women were “throwing their panties at him” for any reason much less because of his stupid mustache

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calliope 7 points a year ago

I mean… just think about the women who would be interested in Alex Jones at all and that’s all you need to know.

They either look or think like him. Neither is good.

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Canconda 7 points a year ago

Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?

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MBech 5 points a year ago

The most repulsive dudes are often the people most desperate to appear like women would literally die to be with them.

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moondoggie 2 points a year ago

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

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Goldholz 18 points a year ago

I gladly invite him to germany. :3

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NoForwardslashS 20 points a year ago

"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting,"

Apparently, he believes he would fit right in!

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chemical_cutthroat 9 points a year ago

"Classical German features" is honestly one of the worst things you could possibly say.

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Goldholz 8 points a year ago

Oh he will. RIGHT IN JAIL!

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ohulancutash 3 points a year ago

Look Who’s Back…

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swab148 15 points a year ago

Good news, if this catches on then it'll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!

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BleatingZombie 5 points a year ago

And it gives you something specific to punch at

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RaoulDuke 8 points a year ago

Fat fuck

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als 23 points a year ago

Him being fat has nothing to do with how repulsive he is

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thelittleerik 6 points a year ago

When Lukashenko falls asleep first at a party.

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ilinamorato 4 points a year ago

Isn't he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like...is he admitting something else?

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notsosure 2 points a year ago

You can’t beat stupidl.

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