BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts!

a year ago by ickplant to c/lemmyshitpost

ickplant 141 points a year ago

Close-up

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Viking_Hippie 45 points a year ago

Made a slightly adjusted version of the meme 😁

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floquant 28 points a year ago

boop

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Track_Shovel 9 points a year ago

I love everything about this trend and I am endlessly entertained

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betterdeadthanreddit 4 points a year ago

The camera lens isn't just bending light, it's bending reality itself. That's the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup's nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 47 points a year ago

We choose to do this, and the other things, not because it is easy , but because it is hard.

This is the other things.

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Bishma 47 points a year ago

I never thought I'd live to see the day! One tall stack for borsois. One giant leap for pupperkind.

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r 45 points a year ago

Impressive! Your dog is so cute! Also this might sound weird but I love how the puppy reminds me of a lamp. I don't know why lol.

ps: no that was not a typo for lamb. I actually do mean a lamp

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localhorst 43 points a year ago

I love lamp

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RmDebArc_5 52 points a year ago

This you?

Picture of a moth captioned "Show me the lamp bröther"

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ickplant 26 points a year ago

Thank you, but sadly this is not my dog. I’m just a huge fan and want to share her amazing accomplishments.

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Wizard_Pope 10 points a year ago

Whose dog is it then?

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ickplant 21 points a year ago

They go by Esperborzoi on FB. I know the dog’s name is Ora.

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Viking_Hippie 38 points a year ago

Updated the meme

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peoplebeproblems 35 points a year ago

This is the quality shitpost I have come to expect now.

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SoleInvictus 16 points a year ago

A shitpost so wholesome, of such quality, it has become a compost.

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VindictiveJudge 8 points a year ago

At what point does it become a grass roots movement?

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Natanael 6 points a year ago

You have to bring the seeds first

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YiddishMcSquidish 2 points a year ago

::Corn kernelling intensifies::

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dream_weasel 28 points a year ago

I showed my wife at 14 and she was not impressed. At 20 she is impressed.

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ProbablyBaysean 22 points a year ago

Wow, 6 years to appreciate puptart balancing. You are committed. ;P

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dream_weasel 14 points a year ago

That took me much longer to figure out than I would admit to in person.

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skisnow 9 points a year ago

So you’re just going to skim over the guy having a child bride?

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ProbablyBaysean 1 point a year ago

Ehh, it could have been covered by Romeo and Juliette laws, or he married her later, so I didn't focus on it.

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Skullgrid 19 points a year ago

at this point it's less about the dog's stability skill and more about the owner's stacking skill.

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IronpigsWizard 14 points a year ago

I'm really proud of this dog.

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Assassassin 14 points a year ago

I was here

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pruwybn 12 points a year ago

I didn't even know we were trying.

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Lumisal 12 points a year ago

Bet you can go to 25

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primrosepathspeedrun 12 points a year ago

That dog is tarted all the way up

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shittydwarf 11 points a year ago

I'm sorry but weren't we JUST at 14?!? What is even happening

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Natanael 5 points a year ago

Exponential growth

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flango 9 points a year ago

The pinnacle of self control

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captain_aggravated 8 points a year ago

imminently stackable borzoi.

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aceshigh 8 points a year ago

Your dog looks relaxed. I tried stacking toys on my pups head and he looked ashamed and uncomfortable.

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Focal 7 points a year ago

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BootLoop 6 points a year ago

Loooooong dog

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jaybone 6 points a year ago

This dog is so goddamn cute. What do you do with the pop tarts afterwards?

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Natanael 3 points a year ago

Save them for future stacking attempts

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Skunk 6 points a year ago

Oh nice, now I want the same drawers chest and big mirror for my bedroom (dogo as well if that’s an option).

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Jerb322 5 points a year ago

Ngl, when I was a kid, I thought that our neighbors Afgan was a monkey. I think because of the up curled tail.

Beautiful dog you have there!

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interdimensionalmeme 5 points a year ago

Finally, the future is bright for mankind !

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Hossenfeffer 3 points a year ago

It’s been said too often, and too trivially on the interwebnets, but WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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Hossenfeffer 5 points a year ago

Absolutely in-fucking-credible!

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boolean_sledgehammer 5 points a year ago

I REQUIRE MORE

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NotMyOldRedditName 4 points a year ago

how many treats between attempts did you have to give it to get this far? lol

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 4 points a year ago

They're not wild berry, tho? walks off

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AA5B 4 points a year ago

This is the best thing on the internet!

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al_Kaholic 4 points a year ago

Who even owns 20 Pop tarts?

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antler 4 points a year ago

In this economy?

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pelespirit 4 points a year ago

The adult, home-made version of pop tarts are amazing.

I've never made these, but this recipe for the crust looks good. I'd fill it with nutella or jam.

https://www.allrecipes.com/...

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al_Kaholic 3 points a year ago

Great now I gotta make pop tarts. These looks delicious.

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pelespirit 3 points a year ago

I've had them handmade by someone else a long time ago and they were very delicious. I might have to try this myself.

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Fades 3 points a year ago

Certified blessed

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RedMari 3 points a year ago

Didn't I do it for you

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ShaggySnacks 3 points a year ago

More! We haven’t showed God what we are capable of!

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JandroDelSol 3 points a year ago

hell yeah, your dog is based, I couldn't do that shit

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drspawndisaster 2 points a year ago

Can we turn this into a meme template

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CheesyFox 2 points a year ago

yayayayayayay

yippeeee^w^

What new beautiful horizons this grand achievement has allowed us to reach for! What a wonderful day for science!

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AeonFelis 2 points a year ago

Dr. Seuss would be proud.

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