They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!
you spin me right round baby right round...
a year ago by QuinnyCoded to c/lemmyshitpost
toomanypancakes 30 points a year ago
TachyonTele 9 points a year ago
Lol Chinese torture fidget
i_stole_ur_taco 47 points a year ago
I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…
https://www.healthcaredive.com/...
I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.
vateso5074 8 points a year ago path: 0 19744791 19746357, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
NigelFrobisher 18 points a year ago
Yeah, but there was no giant superimposed face reacting to it so I had no idea what emotional response I should have.
QuinnyCoded 3 points a year ago
you're welcome :)
QuinnyCoded 2 points a year ago
someone else already did
shalafi 2 points a year ago
My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she's tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!
lemmy_at_em 14 points a year ago
For a horrifying moment I thought it read "Fidget spinner stuck in penis".
sad_detective_man 10 points a year ago
yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw
FauxPseudo 7 points a year ago
Just @ me next time
sad_detective_man 2 points a year ago
thanks FauxPseudo 👊😏 you're a real one and I trust you with my medical emergency
Catoblepas 4 points a year ago
Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?
vateso5074 7 points a year ago path: 0 19745936 19746269, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
slippyferret 4 points a year ago
I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.
WorldsDumbestMan 4 points a year ago
HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!
Some supernatural fukery going on.
Capricorn_Geriatric 3 points a year ago
The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN
sin_free_for_00_days 3 points a year ago
Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I'm just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I'd do with two. I think it'd mess with my intent.
CanadianCarl 2 points a year ago
You think that's wild?
ThePantser 2 points a year ago
Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.
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They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.
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