The only manned submersible that could reach the missing Titan is owned by Steam's Gabe Newell

3 years ago by BotIt to c/world

Gabe Newell may now be the Titan's only hope.
Elektrotechnik 311 points 3 years ago

Why isn't Elon swooping in, offering to build a carbon tunnel to the Titanic ("funding secured") and calling people pedos along the way? Seems like exactly his cup of tea.

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quantum_mechanic 128 points 3 years ago

I think his days of pretending to be a good guy are over.

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nude 52 points 3 years ago

So he can just skip the helping part, just start calling people pedos

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Khalic 25 points 3 years ago

He’s busy waging a war on trans

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dustojnikhummer 9 points 3 years ago

When did he start? Because I haven't noticed

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useful_idiot 7 points 3 years ago

There’s a great punchline about boys hidden somewhere in there.

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YMS 24 points 3 years ago

He has done it once and cannot be bothered to do the same things over and over again. Rescuing people is a solved problem after all and there is no more challenge in it.

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Vincent-Van-Vega 14 points 3 years ago

NEXT: Hideo Kojima makes a VR Game that realistically simulates what would be to rescue the Titan, however no player managed to succeed yet, as their submersible also gets stuck in the middle of deep sea, thus also prompting a rescue operation.

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iceonfire1 10 points 3 years ago

Probably he's still been saying that stuff but not enough ppl are left on Twitter to realize it

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dustojnikhummer 4 points 3 years ago

Because that tunnel would end up having a Tesla inside of it

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 4 points 3 years ago

Best comment I’ve read in a long time. A thorough breathe out of my nose couldn’t cut it

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Duke_Nukem_1990 65 points 3 years ago

One of the most bizarre non-the-onion headlines I have read in a while.

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Cheez 11 points 3 years ago
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A_A 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 404356 405817 415194, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 4
Squizzy 2 points 3 years ago

These links open in the internal browser in Jerboa, so annoying

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A_A 1 point 3 years ago

if there is a better way, tell me please

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millions 1 point 3 years ago

Did you make that community for this

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Hopps 8 points 3 years ago

It really is

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JASN_DE 57 points 3 years ago

But the real question is: is it steered by a Steam Controller?

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figaro 36 points 3 years ago

"Great, now that we're close, use the touch pad to extend the robot arm"

They are doomed.

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FleaCatcher 4 points 3 years ago

Steam Deck. Linux. They will need to Bing the correct magic for GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT, /etc/default/grub, in order to get rid of spurious interrupts.

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c0mbatbag3l 1 point 3 years ago

It's got a steam deck bolted to the front with controls and readouts.

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JanoRis 42 points 3 years ago

Too bad the Titanic is below 3000 Meters, we know he won't pass 3

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neokabuto 16 points 3 years ago

If only they had sunk to 2999 meters 2: episode 2

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c0mbatbag3l 3 points 3 years ago

Best I can do is 2999 meters: alyx

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ConditionOverload 37 points 3 years ago

Is it time again to start praying to Lord Gaben?

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Vincent-Van-Vega 9 points 3 years ago

Are you ready for a miracle?

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PixelOfLife 1 point 3 years ago

It's never not the time to pray to Lord Gaben.

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nero 33 points 3 years ago

Had no clue Gaben ran anything besides steam, especially not a company like Inkfish. Pretty cool.

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WalkableProgrammer 31 points 3 years ago

I wonder what controller his sub uses

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pineapplefriedrice 27 points 3 years ago

Just to defend this as an engineer (though not one that works with submarines in any capacity), using a video game controller might sound funny, but it could actually make sense vs. using a device of your own creation. They're highly replaceable, so you have an infinite supply of reliable backups to draw upon. It's not prone to design flaws in the same way a "homemade" controller would be. OTS devices are often designed to withstand certain conditions or modes of use, such as force or moisture or whatever else you anticipate in your environment. They're also widely used, so there are troves of publicly available information on them to draw upon. It might seem silly, but if I were building a titanic submarine YOLO ship thing, I'd probably use something similar.

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Renacles 30 points 3 years ago

Engineer here, I think the issue is that they used a crappy one and wirelessly. I wouldn't bet my life on bluetooth.

I mean, the controller could even run out of battery or break down without a backup.

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ThreeHalflings 5 points 3 years ago

Are you sure they didn't have spares?

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Renacles 4 points 3 years ago

No idea, I'm judt surprised they didn't even have it plugged.

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Metacortechs 1 point 3 years ago

Given the way this whole thing has gone, and the design choices made to date... Pretty sure they don't.

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dragontamer 24 points 3 years ago

$30 Logitechs are awful controllers though.

Ask any serious video gamer and they'll talk your ear off about highly reliable hall-effect sensor joysticks and other such high-reliability parts (Cherry switches, etc. etc.) that kick the ass of cheap potentiometers + dome-rubber style switches (like found in a cheap-ass Logitech).

And such parts are available at... $50 to $80. Choosing a cheap-ass $30 piece of junk isn't even saving much money.

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pineapplefriedrice 6 points 3 years ago

Can't argue with that.

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panda_paddle 3 points 3 years ago

This. A lot of people pointed out that the military uses xbox controllers, but xbox controllers are good. Nobody wanted to be the friend who got the Madcatz controller.

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WhatASave 19 points 3 years ago

Hey the steam controller was kind of a flop but I got one when they went on closeout at like $5 and it's actually pretty sweet. Very niche but definitely unique.

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ewe 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, I have one. It was great for very specific games. The problem is that it's no replacement for a game that is designed for a two joystick game controller experience and it's no replacement for a mouse and keyboard. It's a 'jack of all trades, master of none.'

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lp0101 1 point 3 years ago

I preferred the trackpad for aiming in shooters tbh

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agitatedpotato 8 points 3 years ago

They're making a new one and calling it the "Steam Quarter-Deck"

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Marduk73 2 points 3 years ago

"My son calls it an Upper Decker." Merideth from The Office

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Dreth 7 points 3 years ago

It runs off of the steam deck

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pwolter0 6 points 3 years ago

If it's a steam controller we're in real trouble 😂

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dustojnikhummer 28 points 3 years ago

Please tell me this site is a joke

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anakaine 5 points 3 years ago

This site is not a joke, and nor is the headline.

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dustojnikhummer 8 points 3 years ago path: 0 406492 409213 410473, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 2
Killer 3 points 3 years ago

the weird part is that even though it says he has it on that page, if you check Gabe's wiki page there is literally 0 information on it there.

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A_A 2 points 3 years ago

Here : ... !nottheonion@lemmy.world exists since 7 days (or more : it's 1st post is 7 days old)

Right now lemmy is such an active and vibrant place !

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DannyBoy 1 point 3 years ago

@dustojnikhummer @botlt_test I know how do you feel.
Since COVID 19 everything feels like a South Park episode. Nothing is real anymore!

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Zinc 25 points 3 years ago

Gaben pls

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hydra 6 points 3 years ago

sadly GabeN can only count up to 2

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ArmokGoB 6 points 3 years ago

Rescue operation will happen on Valve Time.

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lightingnerd 1 point 3 years ago

So, when we get our crowbar back? Yikes...

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Ech 25 points 3 years ago

What happened to James Cameron's stuff?

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Airazz 42 points 3 years ago

Deepsea Challenger isn't operational. It's a decade old and in a museum right now.

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Linebeck 8 points 3 years ago

It belongs in a museum!

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bangtube 5 points 3 years ago

SO DO YOU

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Vincent-Van-Vega 3 points 3 years ago

Perhaps he still could ask those Na'vi to lend some help, you know?

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Ech 3 points 3 years ago

That tracks. Surprised he doesn't have a new one, though.

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walderan 8 points 3 years ago

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

~James Cameron

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Calcharger 17 points 3 years ago

...huh? Even DSV Alvin is still active. I'm sure there are more.

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crankin 9 points 3 years ago

It's true that after the overhaul about 10 years ago Alvin can dive to nearly twice the Titanic's depth, but Alvin and Atlantis are in the Pacific Ocean right now

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AnyProgressIsGood 16 points 3 years ago

other submersibles can reach 4k meters. Why they say only gaben?

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PlasticExistence 83 points 3 years ago

Gabe uses a Steam Deck for the controls instead of that cheap Logitech model. Much more reliable.

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gadgetcookies 27 points 3 years ago

Are Angry Upvotes a thing on Lemmy? 'cause you've got mine.

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Brno_Mrmi 3 points 3 years ago

Maybe they mean the only one that could make a rescue mission?

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dim8sum 1 point 3 years ago
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Vincent-Van-Vega 14 points 3 years ago

People, just trust me, Gabe Newell: it's actually really safe! It's controlled by a Steam Deck hot wired into a version of Source that runs Half-Life 2 and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines at the same time it controls the sub. Just don't pick Malkavian on the selection screen, otherwise the lights might flicker, and the sub might malfunction, leaving you stuck deep at sea.

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scrux 12 points 3 years ago

This thing would be useless in the search effort

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DarkSpectrum -1 points 3 years ago

I agree. Don't they need 1-2 deep sea divers or a small robot to go down and connect a winch to pull the sub up?

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Cinner 3 points 3 years ago

I'm not sure what deep sea diving refers to, but this is the bottom of the ocean where metal submarines are crushed like tin cans from repeated exposure to these depths.

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scarabs 12 points 3 years ago

The Limiting Factor is somehow both the nerdiest and coolest name for that submersible.

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perviouslyiner 1 point 3 years ago
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Colt420 11 points 3 years ago

Just don't expect him to make a 3rd submarine guys

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Evehn 9 points 3 years ago

Honestly, this is a headline I would never have expected in 2023.

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DarkSpectrum 8 points 3 years ago

Half Life 3? ... More like Zero Life 5 I'm afraid.

Crazy to think about these guys sitting in a big tube 4km under water right now with no connection to the outside world.

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Piecemakers3Dprints 4 points 3 years ago

Technically, I believe they are considered objects at this point.

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whyNotSquirrel 1 point 3 years ago

I wonder if they'll have to pay the extra minutes?

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CliveRosfield 6 points 3 years ago

He's too busy making Half-Life 3 instead of saving lives. Let the man cook.

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Pixlbabble 3 points 3 years ago

He's probably sharpening knives HL3 will never come out until vr is mainstream.

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dukes00 6 points 3 years ago

And it's also named after GOU Limiting Factor from Iain M. Banks The Culture series!

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Pixlbabble 4 points 3 years ago

Yo for real how are you a billionaire got sub but you're gonna use a 30 dollar knockoff controller with bad connectivity?

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Waitwuhtt 2 points 3 years ago

Now that's some bait.

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solidsnake911 -18 points 3 years ago

Would be great that Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Rothschild, Soros and Larry Fink would went on that submarine...

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PoppyBenjamin -57 points 3 years ago
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