aeronmelon 67 points a year ago

I feel like I’m reading a Choose Your Own Adventure book.

You decide to go back into the stadium, page 23.
You decide to continue down the hall, page 65.

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PAGE 65 PLEASE

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Honk 35 points a year ago

You're in a damp concrete hallway, quiet except for the soft buzzing of the bare fluorescent lights. As you walk down the gentle slope you come across a nondescript steel door. You linger for a second until you hear a loud scream on the other side.

That's none of your business, keep walking down the hallway, page 72
Open the door, page 67

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EvilMe 25 points a year ago

Hmm, keeping a finger on the page, I activate my pyschic powers and peek ahead to page 67.

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MintyFresh 30 points a year ago

You open the door to find a group of naked people sitting in a circle. One woman is in the center, arms flung wide, head tilted back, screaming to the ceiling.

After the door slams behind you, you realize you don't remember actually entering the room. You look back at the door. As you turn around you see that the naked woman is gone.

In her place is an elderly man, wearing a pinstripe suite. He leans on a baseball bat as if it's a cane. All the naked folk in the circle are staring unblinkingly at you. All together, in perfect unison they say "that's strike one."

The man walks over to you and offers you a box of cracker jacks. As he extends his arm he says "you'll never believe how great these can be! Here have some"

Do you:

Quietly take some cracker jacks to avoid angering the creepy nudist cult you've stumbled upon? Page 115

Turn around and try to flee this freak show? Page 1

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StarvingMartist 11 points a year ago

You have died, please burn this book

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myrrh 4 points a year ago

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