Mine is also from the "Born to be a Bureaucrat" song but it's the "born to be all obsessive and snotty. I made my friends and relations fill long applications to get into my tenth birthday party" part.

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Hegar 13 points 8 months ago

This is probably in my top 5 episodes. I remind myself of that maxim often when i witness the behaviour of others.

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Trex202 32 points 8 months ago

Sweet Guinea pig of Winnipeg!

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teft 17 points 8 months ago

Sweet bongo of the Congo!

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Zos_Kia 6 points 8 months ago

Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!

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tetris11 4 points 8 months ago

Sweet... *visibly shaken* something... of something or other

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non_burglar 29 points 8 months ago

"Like my fat mama used to say: if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself."

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homura1650 29 points 8 months ago

We apologize. With nice, cheap, words.

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Blackfeathr 25 points 8 months ago

I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this day.

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InvisibleShoe 22 points 8 months ago

Not a single line, but I like his song about being a bureaucrat

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mercano 25 points 8 months ago

That song is also adjacent to one of my most quoted lines from Futurama, from Bureaucrat, Grade 1: “You are technically correct. The very best kind of correct.”

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Cevilia 10 points 8 months ago

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anticonnor 21 points 8 months ago

Is there any meat this man can't jerk?!

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_stranger_ 19 points 8 months ago

The scene where the entire crew is in the airlock and Hermes is standing by the button with everyone begging him to free them.

He kind of thinks about it for a second, shrugs, and goes "mm, ok".

That's my favorite line, followed closely by "That just raises further questions" from the manwich episode.

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HeartyOfGlass 18 points 8 months ago

"Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space."

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0ops 17 points 8 months ago

"Ew! A big fat roach!"

"What? I thought I put that away!"

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ninjabard 17 points 8 months ago

Professor: Not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them!

Hermes: I call it Caribbean Drano.

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AnarchoEngineer 13 points 8 months ago

Proud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices and a complete disregard for human decency.

Of course we're proud of you!

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Kolanaki 13 points 8 months ago

"How low can you go?"

Because he was an olympic gold medalist in limbo.

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InternetCitizen2 10 points 8 months ago

Gorilla of Manila!

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RizzRustbolt 8 points 8 months ago

We call it Caribbean Draino.

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tetris11 7 points 8 months ago

Good luck to everybody except Zoidberg

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W3dd1e 6 points 8 months ago

Tally me banana!

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macaw_dean_settle -23 points 8 months ago

*favorite. Not fav our ite.

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Trex202 16 points 8 months ago

My neighbour's favourite colour is oraunge

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Aralakh 12 points 8 months ago

'Merica energy. 💀

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Xanthrax 3 points 8 months ago

That's how we spell it in New England.

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iAmTheTot 11 points 8 months ago

Someone is uncultured.

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Trex202 11 points 8 months ago

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Xanthrax 7 points 8 months ago

Colour, theatre, etc... You're going down a rabbit hole today.

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