Favourite Amy line?

a year ago by Trex to c/futurama

Trex202 63 points a year ago

“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”

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PillowTalk420 16 points a year ago

I have a really good body of a pig. 😤

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its_kim_love 41 points a year ago

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

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Okokimup 30 points a year ago

Spluh!

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BlueZen 27 points a year ago

"so .. the orgy is off?"

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Trex202 17 points a year ago

How about a parcheesi tournament?

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FenderStratocaster 26 points a year ago

Shmeesh!

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moody 10 points a year ago

Gleesh!

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HeartyOfGlass 23 points a year ago

"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"

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CorneliusTalmadge 22 points a year ago

”you’re getting a new car?”

Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.

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Psythik 10 points a year ago

I never understood that joke. What's an "aar"?

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TurtleTourParty 10 points a year ago

I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As

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Trex202 3 points a year ago

Or her parents promised this really great, handsome, successful man so they could have grandbabies, named Aaron

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LemmyKnowsBest 7 points a year ago

The first three segments of an aardvark.

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Grandwolf319 5 points a year ago

I think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.

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Psythik 4 points a year ago

I get that part but I still don't get the joke. Cause what would have happened if she got As?

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Grandwolf319 5 points a year ago

Her parents knew the chances of her getting A’s

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Trex202 3 points a year ago

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JakenVeina 16 points a year ago

Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he's gone.

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DozensOfDonner 15 points a year ago

(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don't even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

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deadbeef79000 15 points a year ago

What's rent?

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Azathoth 13 points a year ago

Sploops!

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Awa 13 points a year ago

The one you posted is probably the best.

Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:

Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!

Amy A : I am not evil!

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miked 8 points a year ago

It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.

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notsure 7 points a year ago

...i'm from mars...

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erie09 5 points a year ago

Yesh he would.

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