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Favourite Zapp line?

a year ago by Trex to c/futurama

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scrubbles 130 points a year ago

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

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aarch0x40 40 points a year ago

She's out of control! You win again, gravity!!

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RebekahWSD 31 points a year ago

I often quote "You win again, gravity!" Whenever I drop something or the like, lmao.

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danekrae 87 points a year ago

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

You win again, gravity!

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BananaPeal 7 points a year ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I bought a custom license plate frame with this on it to go with the SNUSNU vanity plate I ordered. Then my state denied the vanity plate for vulgarity after sitting on the order for two months. VULGARITY!? You used to be able to get some pretty risque things like OICU812 or TITSOUT. Now they've gone in the opposite direction by banning a light hearted sex reference from a cartoon.

Still mad about that.

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impudentmortal 74 points a year ago
  • When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
  • [introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
  • Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

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Trex202 39 points a year ago

I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.

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poweruser 56 points a year ago

Stop exploding, you cowards!

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teft 55 points a year ago

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

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Trex202 37 points a year ago

If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello.

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aarch0x40 18 points a year ago

How very neutral of you.

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dalekcaan 10 points a year ago

All I know is my gut says maybe.

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Tier1BuildABear 5 points a year ago

What makes a man turn neutral

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Trex202 54 points a year ago

Lower....

Lower...

Lower...

Too low!!

Lower...

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a year ago

dammit scooped by OP on OP's own post?

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hellothere 48 points a year ago

Kiff, inform the men! I've made it with a woman.

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BlueZen 42 points a year ago

"if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... CHECKMATE"

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limelight79 9 points a year ago

sigh

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dalekcaan 5 points a year ago

Remember, Kif: in the game of chess, you can never allow your opponent to see your pieces.

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z3rOR0ne 41 points a year ago

"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."

And also:

"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

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Grandwolf319 35 points a year ago

I’m surprised these haven’t been mentioned yet:

The secret of winning war is the element of surprise… surprise!

I have a sexy learning disability, what do I call it kiff? Sexlexia

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dotslashme 35 points a year ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

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chookity 8 points a year ago

You win again gravity!

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hydrashok 30 points a year ago

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question.

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WALLACE 26 points a year ago

That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.

[Draws a meandering line on the chart]

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badcommandorfilename 19 points a year ago

Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kind of gravity boost... or something

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Burninator05 3 points a year ago

I try to use this one whenever I can.

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AnarchoEngineer 23 points a year ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Gold? A lust for power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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aarch0x40 21 points a year ago

Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.

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Trex202 25 points a year ago

You don't know how to do ANY of those things.

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aarch0x40 16 points a year ago

Kif might!

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Discover 20 points a year ago

Spare me your space age techno babble Attila the Hun

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Hegar 8 points a year ago

This is one of my top 10 lines in the whole show and I still constantly forget about it.

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Zorsith 18 points a year ago

Oh, yeah. Bathtub minestrone.

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48954246 18 points a year ago

If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards. Checkmate.

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prex 4 points a year ago

The key to victory is the element of surprise...
...Surprise!

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blueamigafan 18 points a year ago

Zapp Brannigan: Bender here's identified the femdido commander as my ex-lover Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at

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guy 18 points a year ago

-You want the rest of the champaggin?
-It's pronounced "sham-pane".
-Oh, God, no!

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qarbone 3 points a year ago

This informed my own pronounciation of "cham-pag-knee".

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PunnyName 17 points a year ago

"You disgust me! Go on."

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Rivalarrival 16 points a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take of your pants and dance around a little?

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paranoid 10 points a year ago

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!

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essell 3 points a year ago

Is that a Zapp line?

I guess you're technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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Burninator05 15 points a year ago

Does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well?

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chargen 13 points a year ago

Too low!

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Taleya 4 points a year ago

.....lowerrrr

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TimeChild 11 points a year ago

Oh god, you’re killing me. OH GOD YOU’RE KILLING ME

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Lushed_Lungfish 11 points a year ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh...is spongy...and bruised.

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Hegar 11 points a year ago

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

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Jax 10 points a year ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.

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Big_Boss_77 9 points a year ago

Helium miner: Mine collapse!

Zapp: Mine collapse too... Collapses water cup

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deadbeef79000 3 points a year ago

At night it's called 'the moon'.

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Blackfeathr 8 points a year ago

Let me show you why they call me The Velour Fog. Hit it.

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Zahille7 8 points a year ago

Hold, girdle... Hooold...

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toe 7 points a year ago

I’ve never heard of such a shocking and brutal injustice I cared so little about!

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Awa 5 points a year ago

Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.

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Kolanaki 5 points a year ago

Too low! ...Lower...

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Bogusmcfakester 4 points a year ago

Champaggen

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InternetCitizen2 4 points a year ago

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Taleya 4 points a year ago

Wingus! Dingus!

Idk why it's just the oblivious sincerity that kills me

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YiddishMcSquidish 3 points a year ago

Now as a solemn testicle to those left behind on earth, I present this monument.

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BradleyUffner 2 points a year ago

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pigup 2 points a year ago

"Won't you come with me to Chocolate City?"

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DarkCloud 1 point a year ago

That's not Kif, it's Roger from American Dad.

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gandalf_der_12te 0 points a year ago

my favorite zapp line exists only in my head where he gets shot. he doesn't even say anything, that's just it.

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