Eh. Silverback dong is notoriously small. So Tarzan may have been swinging his giant meathammer around clapping them fine black haired bitches cheeks behind Kerchak's back.

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ItzzMe 53 points 3 years ago

This is the worst thread I’ve seen on Lemmy yet

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dmmeyournudes 3 points 3 years ago

Butcher Pete has some competition in the jungle.

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ITypeWithMyDick 4 points 3 years ago

So he wasnt a virgin

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ChapolinColoradoNZ 37 points 3 years ago

What about brushing teeth? He'd never have brushed his teeth before meeting her.

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Kiosade 13 points 3 years ago

Did she? I mean, when did they invent toothbrushes and toothpaste, and more importantly, when did they actually catch on among the public?

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zakobjoa 21 points 3 years ago

Wikipedia says on tooth brushing:

Teeth-cleaning twigs have long been used throughout human history. As long ago as 3000 B.C., the ancient Egyptians constructed crude toothbrushes from twigs and leaves to clean their teeth.

We even started using the tooth brush as we know it quite a while ago.

Modern-day tooth brushing as a regular habit became prevalent in Europe from the end of the 17th century. The first mass-produced toothbrush was developed in England in 1780 by William Addis.

Although some took a bit longer.

In the United States, although toothbrushes were available at the end of the 19th century, the practice did not become widespread until after the Second World War, when US soldiers continued the tooth brushing that had been required during their military service.

Aren't the yanks always making fun of the English for having fucked up teeth?

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Kiosade 2 points 3 years ago

Neat! I figured rudimentary brushes had been around for awhile, but idk how useful they were without some kind of toothpaste-like material to clean all the gunk off.

And as far as fucked up teeth, yeah not brushing your teeth will rot them eventually, but the English seem to have inherently bad teeth placement. Or maybe it’s just a weird overblown stereotype, i dunno.

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lasagna 11 points 3 years ago

No cake frosting in the jungle.

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istdaslol 22 points 3 years ago

Tarzan is patient zero

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ClopClopMcFuckwad 3 points 3 years ago

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Cannibal_MoshpitV3 7 points 3 years ago

I think the books addressed this? I never read them but from what I heard he fought another gorilla for a mate but when he won he thought it would be weird and wrong so he didnt clap cheeks

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knownonose 5 points 3 years ago

I really hope that because he couldn't slap gorilla cheeks, he chose to spank his monkey, and hence that phrase originated in this book

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