(For the rest of your life)
Pee comes out both ears
You can't hold your nose farts any longer than you can hold your breath
WYR have to pee out your ears, or fart through your nose?
a year ago by TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ to c/wouldyourather
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 2 points a year ago
Pee through the ears because then I don't have to smell farts right at the source
SnokenKeekaGuard 2 points a year ago
I genuinely cannot answer this.
CanadaPlus 1 point a year ago
Ear pee. Using the bathroom will be weirder and messier, but not unmanageably so.
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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
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wouldyourather
@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
Rules:
- Follow dbzer0 rules.
- Start posts off with "WYR:"
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...do I have to taste the nose farts?
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