Alt Text: The average person eats one and a half bananas in their sleep every year
pressedhams 7 points 10 months ago
So this community is just posting made up nonsense that isn’t factual? Cool cool cool.
smuuthbrane 7 points 10 months ago
What's that in spiders?
AMoistGrandpa 5 points 10 months ago
Legit question, how many bananas would Bananas Georg need to eat in his sleep per night to make that fact true, assuming he eats an equal number of bananas per night and all other people on the planet eat exactly 0 bananas in their sleep?
programmer_belch 4 points 10 months ago
Around half the lethal radiation dose then
BandanaBug 2 points 10 months ago
I can see bananas
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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.
While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.
A low quality fact could be a few things:
- Something blatantly untrue but stated as a fact
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- Something so blatantly obvious it doesnt need to be said at all.
Examples:
"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."
"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."
"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."
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It's actually just because of one guy who eats 12 billion bananas in his sleep every year.
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