Diplomjodler 52 points 10 months ago

She: "Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I'm really hungry!"
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: "Oh shit, a snake!"

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halvar 11 points 10 months ago

And like, does she think "wait did I get railed by a fucking snake" after that?

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Kolanaki 6 points 10 months ago

The lack of a second penis would be a clue.

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Evil_Shrubbery 14 points 10 months ago

Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.

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Insekticus 6 points 10 months ago

But, would you do a goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so, if it meant she didn't kill and eat you?

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Evil_Shrubbery 5 points 10 months ago

I was there for the promised killing part, I already had to do the 'goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so' to get the sex part done.

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kubofhromoslav 8 points 10 months ago

Sounds reasonable. I do same.

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Digit 4 points 10 months ago

IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!

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Skullgrid 3 points 10 months ago

Miss me with that head biting off shit, I'm getting laid and buggin out

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stupidcasey 3 points 10 months ago

Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?

What are you talking about of course I do.

I don't even think you know what I look like.

What, that's not true, you look like a mantis.

(Shifts to snake form)

OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!

I fucking called it.

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Bonus 2 points 10 months ago

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rmuk 1 point 10 months ago

So we're not that different after all.

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