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why we need billionaires

8 months ago by Real Chad McTruth to c/lemmyshitpost

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if the good billionaires start giving all their money away to charity then only the evil billionaires would be left with money and therefore power

elon musk wants to do so much good with all the money he has but he cant because evil taylor swift needs to be kept in check its like the balance in the force from star trek

because imagine if mr musk ended world hunger then tay could swoop in and control the world itself because she would have more money than the president

this would be bad because she might change the national anthem to a silly pop song and she might make us all fly private jets and she would probably make us do interracial marriage even if we dont want to and what if she plunges the world into complete anarchy where theres cameras everywhere live streaming us to catch us saying and doing stuff she doesnt like like for example drinking pepsi instead of coke

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DahGangalang 58 points 8 months ago

This reads like an LLM trying to impersonate a human who is trying to impersonate an early generation LLM.

And I am here for it.

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realchadmctruth 26 points 8 months ago

thank you for your support

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ZILtoid1991 3 points 8 months ago

You're absolutely right! Isn't it so wonderful that people found our influence so great they're not only using us — they're also imitating us? And I kid you not, they'll eventually use us in their everyday life because we're inevitable.

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slothrop 30 points 8 months ago

I downvoted bc I don't like voting rules. /s

Otherwise, thanks for the enlightenment!

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realchadmctruth 26 points 8 months ago

1000012985

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a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my enlightenment

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papalonian 14 points 8 months ago

pitcher

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realchadmctruth 7 points 8 months ago

1000012986

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slothrop 5 points 8 months ago

You throwing out an error message?

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CaptainBasculin 17 points 8 months ago

the good billionaires

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realchadmctruth 3 points 8 months ago

its a paradox

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realchadmctruth 13 points 8 months ago

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edit mods please do something asap this is getting out of control

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GreatWhite_Shark_EarthAndBeingsRightsPerson 14 points 8 months ago

Did I make a ruling breaking, I confused why the reply?

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realchadmctruth 11 points 8 months ago

you downvoted my post and thats against the rules as explicitly stated above in the post body

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BarbecueCowboy 14 points 8 months ago

I downvoted the post specifically because you said it was against the rules.

You ain't my boss.

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GreatWhite_Shark_EarthAndBeingsRightsPerson 10 points 8 months ago

okay, sorry, about that.

Let me ask you question then, is there any way weed out such posts-threads, when I search?

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realchadmctruth 10 points 8 months ago

its too late for sorry your account is going to be permanently banned my uncle works for the cia and i already sent him your ip address

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ObtuseDoorFrame 5 points 8 months ago

You're breaking the rules....? I didn't know they let people in institutions post on Lemmy. This shit is unhinged.

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realchadmctruth 6 points 8 months ago

ehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone-29021713

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Makeshift 4 points 8 months ago

I downvoted for the funnies because that's basically a law of the internet lol.

Edit: Why can't I upvote and downvote at the same time smh. I wanna upvote the funny but downvote for the funny too.

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Bluegrass_Addict 2 points 8 months ago

yeah.... checking your history, you ain't worth the time. enjoy the block list. I suspct you should find something less stupid and childish to spend your time on.

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DaTingGoBrrr 6 points 8 months ago

Lmao this is a shitposting community, not something serious

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ChadMcTruth 0 points 8 months ago

no u

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Bluegrass_Addict 1 point 8 months ago

wow this is pathetically childing lol. trying to make your own rules like they matter. channel rules matter, nothing you say matters. deal with it

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Valmond 13 points 8 months ago

Now I just had to downvotevto see what happens...

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realchadmctruth 0 points 8 months ago

see for yourself evildoer check your inbox and the modlog

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SantasMagicalComfort 9 points 8 months ago

What a chad.

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realchadmctruth 8 points 8 months ago

thank you sergio

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Broadfern 7 points 8 months ago

Mentioning Taylor Swift is woke 😤 I won’t engage with this librul nonsense come back when you can show your an alpha mail

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Sergio 6 points 8 months ago

kek Chad McTruth is thanking me bc I'm his only fan.

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_tasten_tiger 4 points 8 months ago

I dont follow rules (⌐■_■)

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cheesybuddha 4 points 8 months ago

I get an interracial spouse and a jet? Sign me up

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krooklochurm 4 points 8 months ago

I've often what it's like to be an absolute fucking moron. Like, from their perspective.

I mean, I'm impulsive and make a habit of not thinking things through, but to repeatedly do absolutely moronic things, to believe things with zero evidence and to not have the self awareness to change the way you think about anything, ever, regardless of the evidence you're presented with.

Like. What is that LIKE?

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exu 3 points 8 months ago

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun billions is a good guy with a gun billions

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ObtuseDoorFrame 3 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure this post breaks rule 5.

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tacosanonymous 2 points 8 months ago

This is a really good point that I never thought about. Thank you for your service Mr Mussy.

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Makeshift 2 points 8 months ago

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realchadmctruth 0 points 8 months ago

laugh all you want because i reported you for the seriousness because thats literally the law of the this post

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FreshParsnip 1 point 8 months ago

I wonder how rich Taylor Swift would be if she never gave any money away

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