In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens.
Where will Santa live when the polar ice caps are gone?
8 months ago by JusticeForPorygon to c/asklemmy
In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens.
Do you think the reindeer will start feeding on the Arctic penguins
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Jesus Christ he’s been the grinch all along!
The Grinch is green. Trump's the Orinch.
I thought Hell could be found in the other country with Turk in its name:
Santlantis
Hooray for Santy Claus!

korvatunturi because that's where he ACTUALLY lives
My mother does make a damn good hot chocolate
Alternatively, we could stop lying to our kids from a young age. When you think about it, it's just normalizing the act of lying, which is kinda fucked up
Honestly I never even thought about the lying aspect, I grew to dislike the concept since it's teaching kids that an old man is spying on them all the time.
True, but you get the same thing with religion. And unfortunately it conditions people to be comfortable with mass surveillance
Don't worry, the nuclear winter will cancel it out.
I actually think it's a great way to teach kids why religions are lies lol
Also make you start doubting every authority figure
At least that's the case for me.
You can't surely be comparing Santa Claus to our Lord and Savior, one is a magical figure that judges us by seeing everything we do and promises reward or retribution.
To be honest I'm not super comfortable with it either. It's something I grew up with but in hindsight it doesn't really make any sense to me.
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