Where will Santa live when the polar ice caps are gone?

8 months ago by JusticeForPorygon to c/asklemmy

spittingimage 27 points 8 months ago

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AbouBenAdhem 20 points 8 months ago

In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens.

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Karmmah 13 points 8 months ago

the south pole actually has land under the ice so he'd have to move from north to south I guess

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JusticeForPorygon 6 points 8 months ago

Do you think the reindeer will start feeding on the Arctic penguins

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Fetus 6 points 8 months ago

Antarctic penguins.

And yes.

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JusticeForPorygon 2 points 8 months ago

Oops

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Karmmah 2 points 8 months ago

They'll probably at least try since they see bigger chances to win compared to the polar bears that they had to face previously

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Sergio 12 points 8 months ago

NOW do you understand why trump's trying to invade Greenland?

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diabetic_porcupine 4 points 8 months ago

Jesus Christ he’s been the grinch all along!

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palordrolap 4 points 8 months ago

The Grinch is green. Trump's the Orinch.

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Goldholz 1 point 8 months ago

The frownch

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Nemo 10 points 8 months ago

Hell move back to Turkiye.

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Broadfern 4 points 8 months ago path: 0 21171405 21171938, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
kopasu22 3 points 8 months ago path: 0 21171405 21176545, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
XTL 1 point 8 months ago path: 0 21171405 21176545 21189224, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
bradorsomething 7 points 8 months ago

Santlantis

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solrize 6 points 8 months ago path: 0 21171129, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 2
sanguinepar 3 points 8 months ago

Hooray for Santy Claus!

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solrize 4 points 8 months ago

There's peace on Mars again!

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Kolanaki 6 points 8 months ago

The ground underneath the ice and water. Antlantis or R'leh.

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Broadfern 5 points 8 months ago

I hear Finland has pretty good views of the Northern Lights. Or Canada, since one of his mailing addresses is there.

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webp 4 points 8 months ago

It is not where, but when. In the past.

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JusticeForPorygon 1 point 8 months ago

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BigEye 4 points 8 months ago

Beyond the ice walls..

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hungryphrog 4 points 8 months ago

korvatunturi because that's where he ACTUALLY lives

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watson387 3 points 8 months ago

Ya mama's house

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JusticeForPorygon 4 points 8 months ago

My mother does make a damn good hot chocolate

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mnemonicmonkeys 2 points 8 months ago

Alternatively, we could stop lying to our kids from a young age. When you think about it, it's just normalizing the act of lying, which is kinda fucked up

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JusticeForPorygon 1 point 8 months ago

Honestly I never even thought about the lying aspect, I grew to dislike the concept since it's teaching kids that an old man is spying on them all the time.

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mnemonicmonkeys 1 point 8 months ago

True, but you get the same thing with religion. And unfortunately it conditions people to be comfortable with mass surveillance

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_deleted_ 2 points 8 months ago

He will live on in our memories and in our hearts.

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DeathByBigSad 2 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, the nuclear winter will cancel it out.

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robocall 2 points 8 months ago

I hate the whole idea of Santa

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DeathByBigSad 15 points 8 months ago

I actually think it's a great way to teach kids why religions are lies lol

Also make you start doubting every authority figure

At least that's the case for me.

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Broadfern 8 points 8 months ago

This is such a punk rock take and I love it.

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massive_bereavement 2 points 8 months ago

You can't surely be comparing Santa Claus to our Lord and Savior, one is a magical figure that judges us by seeing everything we do and promises reward or retribution.

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JusticeForPorygon 4 points 8 months ago

To be honest I'm not super comfortable with it either. It's something I grew up with but in hindsight it doesn't really make any sense to me.

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nesc -4 points 8 months ago

They probably won't be gone completely and it will take thousands of years, so for a while every version of Santa is good.

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