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9 months ago by seahorse [Ohio] to c/memes

Ascrod 20 points 9 months ago

Gigachad supersoaker full of piss

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otacon239 5 points 9 months ago

Oh God THE SMELL

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Mist101 5 points 9 months ago

Asparagus with olive oil, spritz of lemon juice, salt, and pepper baked at 425 for 15 minutes tastes pretty good. Just tossing that out there.

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Know_not_Scotty_does 2 points 9 months ago

I'm a big fan of tossing that on a skillet with some smashed garlic or doing it on the grill over rippin heat. Add some red pepper flakes to either and its mint. Imo, al dente asparagus is also worth trying, just cook it enough to brown/char the outside without it getting limp.

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FenderStratocaster 1 point 9 months ago

Interestingly enough that's what my wife calls my dick.

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DarrinBrunner 14 points 9 months ago

As the name and bottle imply, traditionally, high-proof alcohol is used, which is readily available, easy to get once the glass window in the liquor shop is broken, and comes pre-packaged for launching. Gasoline is certainly far more effective, and more dangerous, however.

News photos of protesters throwing lit molotovs also capture news cycles. I suppose the same would happen with piss jars, but the response would be more humorous and less shock--maybe that's a good thing, though?

But, yeah, dangerous.

Also, beware, on an even more serious note, if you choose to do this--throw either of them--in the current climate, you risk not only getting shot yourself, but triggering a massacre. ICE is a bunch of untrained incel gooner losers who can be easily incited to open fire if one shot is heard--which is probably why they're being hired. Once that happens, which is exactly what Trump et al. are trying to bring about, martial law will be declared.

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Widdershins 5 points 9 months ago

How many jars do you think a hobbyist grade drone could carry? It could work like a rod from god but call it piss jar from afar.

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ieatpwns 3 points 9 months ago

Imagine loading up with little baby food jars full of piss. Make it rain on those bitches

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AllNewTypeFace 10 points 9 months ago

Glass jars pick up fingerprints easily, and can be easily traced. Water balloons would be safer.

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hemko 8 points 9 months ago

The piss is also traceable to you

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porous_grey_matter 1 point 9 months ago path: 0 21596054 21597746, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
ThePantser 10 points 9 months ago

I was also thinking that people should be carrying liquid fart and douse themselves in it or somehow douse the Ice hole. ICE are a bunch of wusses and wouldn't dare put you in their car and have to smell that. Sure it would be hell for yourself but they might think twice.

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hemko 7 points 9 months ago

You should steal the gasoline from cop cars. It's like hitting 2 birds with 1 stone

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otter 5 points 9 months ago

Pigs*

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ceenote 7 points 9 months ago

Jarate!

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Akasazh 1 point 9 months ago

I came here for this

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otter 4 points 9 months ago

Stay hydrated! 🤘🏼

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Steve 4 points 9 months ago

Its an annoyance, not a weapon

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mlg 3 points 9 months ago path: 0 21601582, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Banzai51 2 points 9 months ago

You're getting arrested either way. Burn, motherfucker, burn.

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flandish 1 point 9 months ago

piss jars: the way of the road and of the resistance

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abbiistabbii 1 point 9 months ago

I recognise that meme

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Hermit_Lailoken 1 point 9 months ago

Use stink bombs and other terrible smelling products.

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PumaStoleMyBluff 1 point 9 months ago path: 0 21601735, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
khannie 1 point 9 months ago

Reminds me of that scene from Some Mother's Son where Fionnula Flanagan's character says (with absolute calmness) to Helen Mirren's (horrified) character:

"Don't worry, it's just piss"

after they get it thrown on them.

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TheBat 0 points 9 months ago
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