Discussion Thread ๐Ÿซ– Monday 19 January 2026

9 months ago by YarraByte to c/melbourne

StudChud 14 points 9 months ago

The heebies! The heebies!!! Wednesday I start work, then Friday arvo mate from UK is staying over, because of the wedding on Saturday.

And I'm on the rag.

Everything Everywhere All At Once!

At least I'm not the bride having to deal with a narcissistic mother and sister though ๐Ÿ‘€ #blessed ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Eagle 6 points 9 months ago

You and I have to stop syncing cycles like this.

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Seagoon_ 6 points 9 months ago

It's all turn out well. ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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Pilk 11 points 9 months ago

Service: Publicly advertises discount for pensioners

Me, a pensioner: Can I please get the discount for pensioners

Service: Uhhh... I guess... I can do that for you...

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt 9 points 9 months ago

Today was glorious.

Had a meeting with my manager and one of the directors.

Director is an absolute fucking legend lol

Manager tried some petty bullshit and I pushed back hard.

So much respect for the director. I have my lane now.

It's simple. Stay out of my way so I can make this company money and justify my salary before probation ends.

Now we are all on the same page!

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Seagoon_ 4 points 9 months ago

this is awesome

and I am hard reminded of the great scene in Moneyball where Billy talks to the owner and gets total support to do his job. ๐Ÿ‘โšพ

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tombruzzo 3 points 9 months ago

That's great. Sounds like you have the freedom to kick some goals now

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_miss_cellophane_ 8 points 9 months ago

I moved to Melbourne from interstate 15 years ago. I have to move house (to downsize) in a few months, but nowhere feels right. Just picking a suburb has been paralysing.

Over the last couple of weeks a few things have made me think of returning to my home state. Recent discussion with family has solidified it. Iโ€™m going home.

Itโ€™s going to be weird not saying anything about it IRL till itโ€™s settled.

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Seagoon_ 5 points 9 months ago

Good luck, happiness and good health where ever you choose.

so many hugs

Melbourne will be poorer without you.

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_miss_cellophane_ 4 points 9 months ago

Aww thank you! Itโ€™s been a tough decision. I may venture back later in life, who knows!

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CEOofmyhouse56 4 points 9 months ago

Best wishes for you. I hope you'll still stick around here. โค๏ธ

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_miss_cellophane_ 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you. Definitely will, the Melbourne community is something else. ๐Ÿ–ค

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indisin 2 points 9 months ago

I feel you and I understand. It's weird isn't it having that feeling but knowing your doing the right thing by leaving? Something has changed here and I can't put my finger on it, do you feel the same?

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_miss_cellophane_ 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, absolutely. I went through a rough time a few years back and Melbourne lost its sparkle for me. I really have tried to push past it, but seem to keep struggling with the same stuff. Since coming to the decision to leave, there's been unexpected relief.

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indisin 2 points 9 months ago

Oh wow. I have genuinely felt that reply.

Practical plan wise I'm considering UK Brighton and commuting to London for work. Am a pom and Principal in tech and finance/trading so piss easy for me.

But what are you gonna do now that's sparkle has gone? Where you off to?

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_miss_cellophane_ 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a solid plan! Such a massive move though. Do you have a timeline sorted, or still settling all that?

Iโ€™ll be heading back to my childhood city interstate. It doesnโ€™t necessarily have the same sparkle that Melbourne once had, but is comforting and the built in support networks will make it feel less like an uphill battle.

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Force_majeure1234 7 points 9 months ago

The line to the tennis literally stretches to fed square

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Bottom_racer 8 points 9 months ago

Imagine what the linesman would say.

Imagine the racket

Lot's of love though.

And I think I'm out of puns for today.

edit no I'm not, I'm sure it'll be ace

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Thornburywitch 5 points 9 months ago

I think you have established a base line, and do not suffer from whiteline fever.

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SituationCake 5 points 9 months ago

Hopefully no one in the line is too high strung, and theyโ€™re all game for a day in the sun. Youโ€™ve given a good serve of puns.

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StudChud 4 points 9 months ago

I just had a coffee, so I have to go do a deuce

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Seagoon_ 4 points 9 months ago

thanks, I'm set

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Force_majeure1234 3 points 9 months ago

In a pun competition, id certainly say you have an advantage

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CEOofmyhouse56 2 points 9 months ago path: 0 21636781 21636994, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
CEOofmyhouse56 6 points 9 months ago

I think I ate too many cashews. I have bloat.

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Seagoon_ 6 points 9 months ago

I've done a rough plan for the next few weeks, just adding on more good habits to the old ones.

Re-orged my work area/desk ( I had to move my area because the young seagoons have the big table now ).

It'll be ok. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Force_majeure1234 6 points 9 months ago

Went home sick after half the day. Shitty sleep and headache. Ended up feeling a bit dizzy and zoning out, realized then I should go rest

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StudChud 5 points 9 months ago

Rest up! Blame the weather!

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SaneMartigan 3 points 9 months ago

I slept like shit last night at the gf's. Woke at 0500 and booted home pre-traffic and have been struggling all day, even with naps.

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bacon 5 points 9 months ago

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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indisin 8 points 9 months ago

A hug please chef โค๏ธ

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bacon 2 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿซ‚

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Force_majeure1234 6 points 9 months ago

A couple Panadol, a med cert, and a brekky burrito please

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bacon 3 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒฏ

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Taleya 5 points 9 months ago

A warm bathtub to swim in

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bacon 2 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ›

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Thornburywitch 4 points 9 months ago

Grilled rabbit haunches with tonkatsu sauce please, and some iced tea.

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bacon 1 point 9 months ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฏ๐ŸงŠโ˜•๏ธ

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Seagoon_ 4 points 9 months ago

a little gardening while it's not too hot outside then back in to do some planning and stuff ๐Ÿ˜ŠI got this

gardening done

now to make to do lists and a weekly planner

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melbaboutown 4 points 9 months ago

Yesterday I folded and put away the towels, put away half the laundry, applied carpet stain spray after blotting a spill up, did a big tidy of the bathroom and a quick scrub of the shower.

But I didnโ€™t have the energy to scrub the carpet cleaner out or finish the dishes, or wipe the bathroom down.

Eh. It doesnโ€™t really matter if the clean laundry waits in the basket. I think Iโ€™ll just do a general tidy of the house and attend to the carpet then hopefully get back on the dishes tonight.

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imoldgreeeg 4 points 9 months ago

Nicely done. I have had to accept that I will always have some laundry waiting patiently to be put away. Meh. I cleaned and demolished the shower and have got the dishwasher going. Just little bits.

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melbaboutown 2 points 9 months ago

Yep. Iโ€™m just trying to prioritise things that cause problems if left

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imoldgreeeg 2 points 9 months ago

Um... De-molded. Not demolished ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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calhoon2005 4 points 9 months ago

So you can watch the tennis on Stan, but animated...looks exactly like Wii Tennis. I'm not sure why this is an option.

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Seagoon_ 4 points 9 months ago

good night everyone, sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

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melbaboutown 4 points 9 months ago

Iโ€™m aware Dethklok is a parody band but the music is still surprisingly solid

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Force_majeure1234 3 points 9 months ago

murmaider murmaider murmaider
They've legit done tours and shit as a band. I absolutely love the show.

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melbaboutown 3 points 9 months ago

I wish I watched it when it aired

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melbaboutown 4 points 9 months ago

Quick wipe of bathroom mirror and sink. Litterboxes changed, bins emptied. More laundry.

Running the bathroom and stove fans trying to pull some fresh cool air through.

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Seagoon_ 3 points 9 months ago

it never ends

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Seagoon_ 3 points 9 months ago

are there rain storms on the horizon ๐Ÿ™

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TheWitchofThornbury2 3 points 9 months ago

Sort of. Not unfortunately on our horizon. windy.com BOM says Wednesday. Will wait and see.

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_miss_cellophane_ 2 points 9 months ago

Not forecast but it feels like there should be a summer storm this evening.

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Seagoon_ 3 points 9 months ago

none, it feels so dry here, no rain is forecast for the next ten days

I am watering by hand

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melbaboutown 3 points 9 months ago

Is there a name for the way a cat keeps their paw lightly on the ground but tips the top of their wrist forward? It seems to be a way of giving attitude when they want something and youโ€™re not paying attention.

It kind of looks like this. Still placed on the ground but pitched forward so it pushes out the top of the wrist/forearm and bends the toes

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StudChud 3 points 9 months ago

I liken it to the way we tap our feet or tap our fingers when we're in a queue or waiting for something ๐Ÿ˜‚ "attend to me now, lest I unleash my wrath"

Your drawing is really good! I knew instantly what you were referring to when I saw it!

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melbaboutown 3 points 9 months ago

Thanks! Thereโ€™s a very particular motion and weight transfer to the body language. Almost like popping your hip in annoyance.

spoiler

I saw it called a fluffen once specifically in reference to it showing attitude but I googled that and the results were not thatโ€ฆ (nsfw)

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StudChud 3 points 9 months ago

Ah when innocent terms get used by the kink community, every sentence becomes an innuendo ๐Ÿ˜‚

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melbaboutown 4 points 9 months ago

I just wanna know if the cat hand thing is a thing

Nothing talks about it anymore

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Seagoon_ 2 points 9 months ago

good morning

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imoldgreeeg 5 points 9 months ago

Good morning...in my dreams I was at a big conference but I realise now everyone there was a dead person ๐Ÿ˜ฑ very random people too...robin Williams...George peแธทl ( and yes there was a very satisfying moment when I told him what I thought of him). And my mum ๐Ÿ’œ. And all the normal conference stress of not finding the right room etc. and random talks but about really sad stuff

I am tired now ๐Ÿฅน I hate when my brain spends the night just going off...

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Seagoon_ 4 points 9 months ago

hugs

I know I would wake up crying if I dreamed of my mum, it was the only time I could remember her voice

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