A normal car for a very normal person

9 months ago by flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) to c/okmatewanker

blackn1ght 123 points 9 months ago

SAVE OUR KIDS

Supports a paedophile

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flamingos 67 points 9 months ago

Don't be ridiculous, this guy doesn't support a paedophile, they support several.

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massive_bereavement 20 points 9 months ago

I hope someone doesn't write "FROM ME" in permanent maker.

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vpol 14 points 9 months ago

Maybe his hard drive has to be checked.

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homesweethomeMrL 4 points 9 months ago

I wouldn’t. Ew.

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BarneyPiccolo 10 points 9 months ago

He means "Save some for me."

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Trebuchet 70 points 9 months ago

Of course it's a Tesla

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Rothe 38 points 9 months ago

The fascismobile.

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homesweethomeMrL 12 points 9 months ago

Swasticar

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DrCake 8 points 9 months ago

Not even a car made in the UK. Shows how much they really care I guess. It was probably made in Germany which is even funnier

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MutantTailThing 60 points 9 months ago

These are the people accusing you of having trump derangement syndrome

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PunnyName 18 points 9 months ago

If they mention TDS, just tell them you don't have The Daily Show, since Paramount owns it.

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mojofrododojo 3 points 9 months ago

trump derangement syndrome

Really thinking this should be codified by the DSM. The long term exposure to one of the dumbest people in the world intentionally mangling the truth daily, with zero ability to escape - unless you want to ignore the travesties and cruelty his policies bring - does cause mental anguish in a way I think most people in the US have never experienced; a decade plus of psyops lying and telling you it's truth, all driven by a deranged moron...

If he were nobody, it wouldn't matter a whit. Letting the moron drive the bus over the cliff while shouting "actually, everything is fine" over the speakers is simply insulting. Trump's deranged bullshit inflicted on the country certainly seems like something sociologists and psychologists should study in great detail.

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BarneyPiccolo 3 points 9 months ago

I love when they start throwing around "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as an insult, and Lefties don't get insulted at all, because it is apparent to EVERYONE that it describes MAGAs far more accurately than their enemies.

They prove their virtuosic incompetence every day, and their complete lack of self-awareness is hilarious. Ironically, the people that should wrestle with Imposter Syndrome every day, have absolutely none of it.

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echodot 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah but with these lot it's always a "the call is coming from inside the house" situation. It's all about projection.

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robomuffin79 28 points 9 months ago

“Save our kids” but he’s got a photo of Nonce in chief on the side as well

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ordnance_qf_17_pounder 16 points 9 months ago
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Flax_vert 15 points 9 months ago

Why Trump?

American mind virus is invading our country

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Unquote0270 13 points 9 months ago

From the unfortunate conversations I've had with a friend who leans in these directions, they see him as sticking it to establishment and willing to express attitudes they felt ashamed to express previously. Plus they are just dumb as fuck and Trump's utter nonsense takes on politics which conveniently leaves out complexity appeals to them -- things like "the economy isn't doing very well and the reason is immigrants" makes it simple for their underdeveloped reasoning skills.

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Flax_vert 3 points 9 months ago

Gross. The economy and immigration are generally unrelated issues

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DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 9 months ago

Well that's just not true, immigration is great for the economy in terms of GDP because more workers make numbers go up and bad for "the economy" in terms of deflating local wages.

It's a complicated balance but they're certainly not unrelated.

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Flax_vert 1 point 9 months ago

I think the housing crisis or cost of living crisis is mostly unrelated to bad immigration regulation, but that's still a small factor.

Immigration when done correctly is great, of course you have to consider ensuring local people are employed first and you are filling in needed gaps or creating more business and employment in general

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hector 1 point 9 months ago

It is actually simple though, the economy isn't doing well and the reason is the super rich. We could drill down and refine that, but the rich being the problem is not an incorrect statement by any means, and just as easy to understand.

Point being, we know people are stupid, and the president is the only one that looks like he's fighting. That calls out villains and promises to do something about it. Either we get someone to do that for real, or we will get fake populists scapegoating others, and likely trying to take absolute power and kill democracy, such as it remains.

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SailorFuzz 1 point 9 months ago

You need different friends.

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Unquote0270 1 point 9 months ago

I know, sad to see him head in that direction over the many years.

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derry 13 points 9 months ago

The freedom isn't free sticker really ties it all together

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hector 3 points 9 months ago

Wake up sheeple!

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BarneyPiccolo 1 point 9 months ago

The kind of freedom MAGAs want, is spelled Free-Dumb.

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AngryCommieKender 12 points 9 months ago

Didn't know you had British MAGAts....

Edit: Also the sheer irony of the "stop the boats" sticker....

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BiteSizedZeitGeist 5 points 9 months ago

Someone should tell this guy that it's physically impossible to be more cringe than a non-American Trump supporter

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_stranger_ 1 point 9 months ago

There are brown non American child rapist supporters.

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irelephant 11 points 9 months ago
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BarneyPiccolo 2 points 9 months ago

Probably plays YMCA to complete the gay orgy reference.

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finallymadeanaccount 10 points 9 months ago

He's so up himself that, in his head, he's translated the jeers and sneers of people he drives past as, "What a great guy!"

Vroom

"Fuck off, you racist wanker!"

"Thank you, I am good in bed!"

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madjo 10 points 9 months ago

A true sufferer from the Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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phoenixz 10 points 9 months ago

Untreated mental illness

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mech 9 points 9 months ago

"Oh no, I don't like modern society"

It is what it is.

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Harvey656 9 points 9 months ago

So uh, is this Murican idiot or UK idiot? There's so much plastered here the message is muddy. Is this a troll?

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egrets 16 points 9 months ago

Steering's on the right, people look British, pavement looks British, graveyard looks British, and "it is what it is" is a common trite, tautological idiom in the UK.

That makes their neon crucifix in the windscreen illegal and likely to get them noticed by police.

Edit: did some sleuthing; it's outside All Saints Church on Church Road in Crowborough, East Sussex. Car is parked just west of the lychgate; photographer is looking north.

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Harvey656 4 points 9 months ago

Ah, much better eyes than mine.

I never noticed the crucifixion in the front... also is that the counter strike terrorist on the back windshield?

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egrets 4 points 9 months ago

Can't be certain it's exactly the same image, but it looks like it, yeah.

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MrsDoyle 2 points 9 months ago

There's a pic of sad-face Jesus on the car too. How many contradictory ideas can one person hold in their head at once? Baffling.

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IronBird 4 points 9 months ago

oi! you got a liscense for this comment?

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fakeman_pretendname 1 point 9 months ago

Good afternoon sir, may I see your licence for spelling "licence" in the American manner?

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jaybone 9 points 9 months ago

Stop the foats? The poats?

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BigBananaDealer 1 point 9 months ago

i was hoping someone would have the answer here, is it boats? i dont get it

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echodot 1 point 9 months ago

From contact yeah I'm assuming it's Boats but it's a truly terrible font. It spoils an otherwise very classy vehicle.

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huppakee 8 points 9 months ago

Guess car stickers where buy one get one free on Temu, this guy is all over the place. He even got some stars to fill the blank spaces.

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Naradae 6 points 9 months ago

Don't forget the bloody hand and foot prints. Totally normal.

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fakeman_pretendname 5 points 9 months ago

Also the skulls and the threatening "you're next" scrawled nearby.

Of course, we must all remember that our government currently says this guy is understandable, correct, sane, normal and a "hardworking British citizen". Not to be confused with an old lady holding a banner that says "stop supplying weapons to Israel's war on Gaza". She is dangerous and a terrorist.

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ThePyroPython 8 points 9 months ago

Please can someone explain why "It is what it is" is also written on the car. Is there some additional meaning behind the use of that saying?

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PhobosAnomaly 10 points 9 months ago

it is what it is 🤷

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Blue_Morpho 3 points 9 months ago

I think it was something Trump said in relation to a school shooting.

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CTDummy 3 points 9 months ago

A snowflake who’s plastered his feelings all over his paedomobile trying to simultaneously claim some degree of stoicism. Either that or assert that the Murdoch assigned opinions he’s plastered over his car are facts and it’s a response to anyone who’d take issue with them. As you can evidently tell he’s a deeply popular, well socialised individual.

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FelixCress 8 points 9 months ago

Fuuucking hell 🤦

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flamingos 22 points 9 months ago

The 'why so serious' next to the 'freedom isn't free' is what gets me the most. You just know this bloke is the most combustible kind of snowflake.

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cosmicrookie 7 points 9 months ago

I'll bet it's Andrew Tates car

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homesweethomeMrL 1 point 9 months ago

No but i’m sure he’s a big fan

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billwashere 7 points 9 months ago

Yes I’d like the “I have mental illness” vinyl wrap package please.

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oftheair 1 point 9 months ago

No, research suggests that mentally ill people are more likely to be the victims of people like this rather than the perpetrators. This person is likely fine mentally.

We understand the desire to separate one/many's self/selves from people like this but that's just playing right into their hands.

Truth is anybody can become like this, and pretending otherwise is not going to keep it from happening.

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billwashere 1 point 9 months ago

Someone who does this has a strong need for attention and belonging to a particular in‑group that they ignore most societal norms.

They have a very low concern for how distressing or hostile this looks to others, which can overlap with traits like antagonism or narcissism.

What you can reasonably infer from a car like this is: strong identification with polarizing politics, comfort with provoking or upsetting others in public, and a high need to broadcast grievance or hostility; those are compatible with higher dark‑trait scores.

While not specifically “mentally ill”, they exhibit traits that are socially unacceptable and very likely to be irrational, hostile, and generally unstable. But at least they label themselves as someone to avoid at all costs.

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KindnessIsPunk 6 points 9 months ago

I bet you the truth would really upset that person.

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plateee 6 points 9 months ago

I love my country, Ashamed of my government.

Huh, a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Flax_vert 2 points 9 months ago

Does anybody like Kier?

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echodot 1 point 9 months ago

The left don't like him because he's right wing, and the right don't like him because they don't pay attention, and think he's a liberal.

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aeiou 6 points 9 months ago

'Wake up sheeple' is still a thing?

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echodot 2 points 9 months ago

Well I suspect the market for dog whistle car stickers isn't very regularly updated, so he probably has to go with what he can get his hands on.

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KSPAtlas 6 points 9 months ago

holy shit it's the reformmobile

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A_norny_mousse 4 points 9 months ago

Stop the Boats

I guess? Maybe we should count ourselves lucky that they chose such a weird font.

Truth
Really
Upsets
Most
People

Truly a warrior ride. And of course it's a Tesla.

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FelixCress 1 point 9 months ago

Stop the Goats?

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homesweethomeMrL 1 point 9 months ago

Stay baaaaaaack

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yakko 4 points 9 months ago

I wish Margaret Thatcher could return from hell for exactly ten seconds. Just enough time to take in the state of English nationalism in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192.

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Luminous5481 4 points 9 months ago
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als 7 points 9 months ago

There are female racists who want to lose all their rights too

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Luminous5481 3 points 9 months ago
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Diddlydee 4 points 9 months ago

I bet he has committed sex crimes

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Onomatopoeia 3 points 9 months ago

Stop the goats?

What did goats ever do to this person?

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hector 1 point 9 months ago

Goats are the smartest of the barnyard animals, it's natural the pigs she listens to would campaign against the goats to prevent them from upsetting the pigs' malign plans.

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plz1 3 points 9 months ago

wtf does that even say?

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fakeman_pretendname 13 points 9 months ago

On the whole it says "I'm probably not a very nice person".

Or

"Police, please examine my hard drive".

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SubArcticTundra 3 points 9 months ago

At least ot's not a monster truck

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homesweethomeMrL 2 points 9 months ago

On order

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echodot 3 points 9 months ago

It's amazing somebody's managed to decrease the value of a Tesla even more than usual

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hector 3 points 9 months ago

I was using sheep way before these tools co opted it. I'm taking it back, fuck these sheep and their sheeple wordage while tooling for the republicans.

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mojofrododojo 2 points 9 months ago

someone correctly pointed out to them that their herdlike mentality brought the sheeple comparison. they liked the word... they like sheep a bit too overtly, too. I think that's why it caught on.

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Codpiece 3 points 9 months ago

They’ve forgotten to leave room for GB News and Daily Mail stickers.

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Janx 2 points 9 months ago

I don't believe in fucking with people's vehicles. But I'd be tempted.

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DragonTypeWyvern 2 points 9 months ago

I've considered it a time or two myself and came to the conclusion that it's petty wankery at best, so if you're going to do it you should go for grand wankery and just set the stupid things on fire.

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MehBlah 1 point 9 months ago

Another maga clown car.

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Flax_vert 1 point 9 months ago

Can we give him points for not having AI stickers

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flamingos 1 point 9 months ago

Nah, the woman below the wing mirror is totally gen AI, the text just screams it. Also, I'm not convinced by the Jesus below Trump.

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Flax_vert 1 point 9 months ago

Why is Jesus below trump...

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ReCursing -3 points 9 months ago

No because AI isn't evil and fascists are. I mean you know that you're just trying to look cool by performatively hating AI aren't you?

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Flax_vert 1 point 9 months ago

Sometimes you have to look for the good in people

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