What's your favourite swear/expletive/profanity to use IRL?

3 years ago by bug to c/ukcasual

And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes "cockwomble" but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn't count!

TediousParrot 6 points 3 years ago

Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:

Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That's bollocks

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bug 2 points 3 years ago

Let's not forget the dog's bollocks

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thegiddystitcher 5 points 3 years ago

"Bollocks" is a classic for a reason.

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SpicyMonner 4 points 3 years ago

Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.

Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.

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sabreW4K3 4 points 3 years ago

Fuck or Cunt

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Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 3 years ago

Yesterday my kid made up the insult "bucket gobbler" while playing in the tub, and I might use it on him next time he gets uppity with me.

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bug 3 points 3 years ago

It sounds very obscene but I can't tell you why!

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Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 3 years ago

Neither can he!

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bug 3 points 3 years ago

Personally I'm torn between shit for its general versatility and applicability as a substitute for most other words, and bastard which is great to say as a sharp northern bass-ted or a longer southern baaar-sturd

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indun 3 points 3 years ago

I love calling someone a 'berk'. Simple, harmless word but it's got a good affectionate ring to it.

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Transcendant 3 points 3 years ago

Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don't think that's common knowledge haha

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nicademus 3 points 3 years ago

I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend

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d4ng3r0u5 3 points 3 years ago

Used most often: Fuck

Most amused by: Bellend

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thetreesaysbark 2 points 3 years ago