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3 years ago by SimpsonsShitStealer to c/simpsonsshitposting

epyon22 70 points 3 years ago

All these company based coins are essentially grey market stocks, sell coins for free capital, coins gain value on perception of company value. Plus Elon can continue pumping and dumping. The distopian future of company owned currency sounds terrible.

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McNasty 19 points 3 years ago

They're scrip. Spendable at the company store.

Everything old is new again.

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snor10 15 points 3 years ago

I owe my soul to the company store.

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InEnduringGrowStrong 5 points 3 years ago

Another day old and deeper in debt.

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gullible 36 points 3 years ago

This is definitely going to work and, moreover, Elon will eventually use it to perform a rug pull at a scale not seen since like the previous week maybe.

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WarmSoda 7 points 3 years ago

Didn't he already do this with another coin he made up?

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yukichigai 17 points 3 years ago

I know he did it with Doge, but that was a meme coin he wasn't involved in making.

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alongwaysgone 6 points 3 years ago

I know so many people who were so fucking convinced they were going to be rich from doge coin.

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Psythik 4 points 3 years ago

My dumbass brother is one of them.

Also I told him to sell his bitcoin when it was at $44k and still plummeting cause it was going to drop below $20K (so rebuy then) and he didn't do that either...

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WarmSoda 2 points 3 years ago

Ah yeah that's the one I was thinking of, thanks

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Anticorp 26 points 3 years ago

All behold, the return of corporate scrip.

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austin 17 points 3 years ago

What was the original Simpsons screenshot? I want to know what those signs originally said.

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meggied90 25 points 3 years ago

I don't know which episode, but the signs originally said "we don't take itchy & scratchy money". Hope that helps!

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ICastFist 4 points 3 years ago

Seems to be S6E4 Itchy and Scratchy Land

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lolola 15 points 3 years ago

It works just like regular money, but it's, uh... "fun"

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stebo02 4 points 3 years ago

except it's not because it's value is way more unstable than regular money (I'm no expert in this so please don't murder me in my sleep)

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stebo02 14 points 3 years ago

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elouboub 8 points 3 years ago

Basically stock, but uncontrolled? (maybe not the right word)

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Anticorp 15 points 3 years ago

It's company scrip, the same bullshit unions busted 100 years ago.

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elouboub 8 points 3 years ago

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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vox 5 points 3 years ago

rock and stone to the bone

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senoro 7 points 3 years ago

What episode is this from?

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darkpanda 8 points 3 years ago

I’m assuming the one where they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land, which the internet tells me is season 6, episode 4.

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X_X_X 3 points 3 years ago

I have much higher standards than that!

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