These outdoor heaters are stupid and a waste of electricity

7 months ago by jaykrown to c/justpost

They are in front of the elevators at an outdoor multi story parking garage around my area. That's all I wanted to share, thanks.

brownsugga 67 points 7 months ago

Those particular ones might be a waste of energy, but outdoor heaters like that in general are great for in front of hotels, and in the vestibule for doormen at clubs or valets

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nate3d 40 points 7 months ago

I responded further down but the infrared equivalent to these are very useful and explicitly solve for the energy waste issue you describe. Infrared heaters can’t heat open air which means heat-energy is transferred right to solid surfaces. It is extremely efficient in areas with any amount of airflow as the heat isn’t able to be blown away as it’s radiating from the surfaces below the heater, not the heater or the air between.

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Remember_the_tooth 18 points 7 months ago

I bet we can take it even further. Switch it out for a phased array of infrared emitters that track and target people based on body temperature. Then it won't have to be on all the time and there's no way it could possibly go wrong.

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Thorry 13 points 7 months ago

Nah we can go way further, what we need is to switch from infrared to microwaves. By emitting microwaves at the right frequency, we can directly transfer energy in a super efficient way. We could tune it to make water molecules vibrate and turn that energy directly into heat. Since humans are basically bags of water, they'd be pretty warm without much energy required at all.

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Remember_the_tooth 6 points 7 months ago

That might work. You could use masers, but I think, in the interest of costs, a cavity magnetron and waveguide would be a better choice for generating the microwaves. You'd have to build a large metal cage around the area with the gaps being smaller than the wavelength to make sure you weren't heating anything unintended or causing electrical interference to nearby devices/circuits.

There'll be the problem of the resultant interference pattern in the--what should we call this?--microwave sauna, creating cold and hot spots. You could set it up so the magnetron and waveguide move around, but that's a failure point centered on the most expensive components. It would probably be wiser to put a rotating platform in the sauna to move the subjects through the bands of positive and negative interference for more even heating.

You'll probably need to have controls for power level and time. Can't have the thing on full blast constantly or people will get a little too warm. Those controls will have to be on the outside, so they don't receive interference from the microwaves. Also, it'll be really important to educate people not to bring metal with sharp edges into the sauna, otherwise the potential difference between the magnetron and the point/edge of the metal can overcome the electrical resistance of air, creating a plasma arc that could short the whole thing and electrify whatever the metal is connected to. It needn't be a long list of banned items, just simple things like cell phones, bank cards with chips, zippers, keys, jewelry, dog tags etc.

One of the coolest things about this solution is based on the fact that corn kernels have the moisture to absorb enough energy from the microwaves to make steam and cook internally until they rupture, forming a tasty snack. You could totally put a button on the control panel for making popcorn.

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night_petal 3 points 7 months ago

Being around microwaves like that has been proven to melt chocolate bars in pockets, though.

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fartographer 2 points 7 months ago

Ra's al Ghul would like a word with you

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SocialMediaRefugee 8 points 7 months ago

"All we found was a pile of ashes."

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Remember_the_tooth 3 points 7 months ago

We haven't heard any complaints, though! Just the distant sizzling sound of contentment.

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Steve 2 points 7 months ago

Im wondering how large a phased array of infrared sources would be

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Remember_the_tooth 1 point 7 months ago

Given that they have to be a distance apart relative to the wavelength they're emitting, I'd guess about 10 times larger than a single emitter with the same output. However, because it's able to create beams with cross-sections similar to the profile of its targets, I'd argue it could just have a lower output and resolution with similar performance to a single emitter for half that. Those are wild guesses. Hopefully an engineer is lurking around here somewhere.

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SocialMediaRefugee 1 point 7 months ago

Better yet, people just wear better clothes and retain body heat instead of sticking heaters outside.

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Remember_the_tooth 1 point 7 months ago

With respect, I fail to see how that advances shareholder value. How would you even build a recurring monthly fee into the use of clothes?

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Onomatopoeia 6 points 7 months ago

And usually they are infrared so you're only heating people, not concrete.

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Scubus 9 points 7 months ago

I dont know how people absorb infared vs concrete, but i do know that once it emits a photon of infared, that energy is gone from the system, regardless of where it is absorbed. Meaning you spend the exact same power heating nothing as heating the air, concrete, or people. As long as the heater is emitting, it is emitting the same amount always.

This parapraph began as a short tangent but now i have a longer question. I was going to explain that the energy delivered does chnage if you prevent the energy from escaping, but now im not sure exactly how. If you, say, reflect all the ir back at the emitter it heats up. Therefore, it emits more blackbody radiation. Im just gonna take a guess and say that blackbody radiation is not the mechanism by which quartz ir heaters operate though. Im assuming they operate closer to an LED, where they are doing fancy quantum magic to directly create the chosen photon and the chosen amplitude, which would be way more efficient. In that case, as the emitter heats up it would have a lower efficiency because the electrical resistance goes up, wasting power. It would also serve to expand the bandgap in the IRED, either reducing efficiency or pushing it into another frequency of light altogether.

However, all that "wasted energy" or "reduced efficiency" has another name... heat. And its a heater. So like.... net energy generation stays the same? I think my confusion is coming from not clearly defining what it actually is im trying to measure or where im taking that measurement.

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Jazsta 9 points 7 months ago

I don't think that's how radiant heat transfer works. Should generally heat anything colder than the heat source

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nate3d 4 points 7 months ago

Kinda both right, it heats surfaces the infrared energy emitted by the heater can make contact with. It won’t heat open air which makes it extremely useful in outside environments or anywhere with a potential for airflow. But yeah it does heat everything it does point at, just not the air in between. Really useful for heating furniture to heat the ambient area in addition to the people present.

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Eheran 4 points 7 months ago

Why do you think concrete does not get heated?

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krisevol 1 point 7 months ago

They are there to stop ice from forming on the walkway of the entrance. There are more for safety than heating.

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Maeve 2 points 7 months ago

Elderly and young children's natural thermostats don't regulate as quickly as others ', either.

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jaykrown -1 points 7 months ago

I'll agree that they have very specific locations where they have reasonable use cases, but the vast majority of where they're located are a waste. Like you mentioned, specifically somewhere with dry desert conditions, where it can get very cold at night rapidly where people are tourists and not dressed properly.

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PainInTheAES 28 points 7 months ago

They do suck but CTA stops in Chicago have these and they're better than nothing in the brutal cold. A lifesaver when the train is going to take a while

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jaykrown -20 points 7 months ago

Sure, but just dress warmly with another layer. The reason they're a waste is because the vast majority of actual heat energy is just lost to the atmosphere.

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PainInTheAES 24 points 7 months ago

Brother I don't think you understand how cold Chicago gets. I was wearing 2 sweaters and a coat and it's still fucking cold as balls

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NotSteve_ 19 points 7 months ago

Similar deal in Canada. It's bitter hell waiting for a bus or train in -40c even with as many layers on as you can fit. These heaters are absolutely worth the energy use

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Remember_the_tooth 8 points 7 months ago

That's -40f for those south of the border.

No need to thank me for doing all that math. On a serious note, some actually helpful points are:

0c = 32f (probably the most well known one)

10c = 50f

20c = 68f

30c = 86f

40c = 104f

Aside that, I figure I'll be cooking and therefore using a nice enough thermometer to have both scales. Otherwise things have gone terribly, terribly wrong, and I have much larger problems to worry about than conversions.

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jaykrown -2 points 7 months ago

I live in Chicago, I'm well aware. I was here when it was below 0F.

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GraveyardOrbit 4 points 7 months ago
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Gladaed 2 points 7 months ago

It's not heating the air. It ain't a gas powered heater.

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SocialMediaRefugee 2 points 7 months ago

I'm amazed by how poorly many people dress in the winter. "Uhhh, you are dressed for September."

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HubertManne 24 points 7 months ago

I don't know about this use case but we have them at transit stations and some major bus stops. They make really bad days bearable and I would say are a necesity. Granted they are on demand so you hit a button and get a few minutes and if no one is around they stay off.

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KairuByte 15 points 7 months ago

It really depends on the use case. These “shoot” the heat directly onto the surface, instead of heating the air and pushing that air in a direction.

If you’re standing under them for long periods of time, they’ll (generally) be a better option in a cold environment, since it’s directly heating you instead of the air.

But if you’re just walking under them for a moment, or if it is meant to be a kind of “heat boundary”, heated air is going to be the better option.

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tmyakal 7 points 7 months ago

Considering placement, I'm willing to bet these are intended for heating the walkway, not people. People with snowy shoes standing around waiting for an elevator are making puddles, and without a heater, the puddles will turn to ice right on the one part of the parking garage that nearly everyone will be walking on.

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KairuByte 3 points 7 months ago

Oh that’s a really good point I hadn’t thought of. That would make sense.

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Zatore 11 points 7 months ago

It's only a waste if you are generating that electricity from non-renewables. If the electric is coming from nuclear or renewable AND there is enough electricity where you are then there's basically no harm. Electric heat is 100% efficient since all the energy is consumed for its intended purpose.

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zout -1 points 7 months ago

I get what you're saying, but I disagree. If you don't use this heater but send the renewable electricity to the grid instead, somewhere non-renewable energy doesn't have to be used. IMO your argument is the same as the reason energy efficiency leads to more energy consumption. I quickly googled it to make sure I'm not talking out of my ass, and it's called Jevon's paradox.

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Zatore 2 points 7 months ago

So what your saying is that switching to renewable is pointless because we aren't allowed to use the energy for what we want?

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zout 1 point 7 months ago

Of course not, didn't you read the second sentence? I'm saying making renewable energy just so you can waste it doesn't help much.

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Brgor 2 points 7 months ago

It's not a waste if it makes people more comfortable

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Eheran -1 points 7 months ago

Hm, the efficiency point is a bit moot, you can say the same for coal, oil and gas.

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Zatore 4 points 7 months ago

You definitely cannot. All of those materials burn and release carbon. Not 100% of the material goes towards energy. Solar for instance produces electricity with no byproduct (excluding the cost to make the panel). There are no byproducts in the generation stage. We then transport the electric which also produces heat.

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bridgeenjoyer 3 points 7 months ago

I see a lot of propane ones

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SocialMediaRefugee 3 points 7 months ago

Even worse are places that leave their doors open with the AC blasting in the middle of summer. Yah, let's try to cool the atmosphere.

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dai -1 points 7 months ago

Swampy / evaporative coolers are a thing that are effective when windows / doors are open. 

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MML 2 points 7 months ago

Is there any chance these are here for the elevator and not your comfort?

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