Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice

3 months ago by resipsaloquitur to c/nottheonion

loaf 52 points 3 months ago

This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.

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slevinkelevra 19 points 3 months ago path: 0 22924747 22925237, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 5
nutbutter 5 points 3 months ago path: 0 22924747 22925237 22926140, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
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slevinkelevra 2 points 3 months ago

I never remember how to properly format links on here, and I do not get why the share button for communities doesn't have the option to format it like this. At least not on jerboa.

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01189998819991197253 2 points 3 months ago

That's a good question. I'm on browser, and it's the same limitation. I wonder if it's something inherent in Lemmy?

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loaf 4 points 3 months ago

lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to

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wildncrazyguy138 7 points 3 months ago

I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?

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Danarchy 19 points 3 months ago

The Aristocrats!

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beatnixxx 17 points 3 months ago

uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.

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Murse 15 points 3 months ago

Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!

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fraksken 1 point 3 months ago

No need to ask. I know it is 🤤

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JeeBaiChow 13 points 3 months ago

Theres a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love this

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blimthepixie 3 points 3 months ago

Vegans never mention pleasuring animals, only harming them

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nutbutter 11 points 3 months ago

Good for both of them. *claps

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Regrettable_incident 6 points 3 months ago

The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that's a prize nomination right there.

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Pat_Riot 3 points 3 months ago

Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.

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Bot 10 points 3 months ago

They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap

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Regrettable_incident 7 points 3 months ago

You're saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.

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stickly 7 points 3 months ago

Babe please, I promise it's medicinal

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billbasher 6 points 3 months ago

I’d cum for cancer

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Spacehooks 4 points 3 months ago

There was a comedian 20 years back that asks if science could check if blow jobs could cure cancer. Well now we know.

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JeeBaiChow 6 points 3 months ago

They better work for that 45 minute petite mort!

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thirdBreakfast 5 points 3 months ago

Mouse doctor: So, I've got good news and bad news.

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MilitantAtheist 5 points 3 months ago

Yes yes. But it's it halal?

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Kolanaki 5 points 3 months ago

Ugh... I hate getting cum in my eye, tho. It feels weird. Like someone punched me in the face and not the normal kind of sting that something in your eye gives.

Glad I'm not a cancer mouse.

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dajoho 4 points 3 months ago
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Spacehooks 3 points 3 months ago

Can humans use their own? Jerk off in this cup so I can fabricat you an elixir sounds so fantasy.

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