It's a conspiracy for sure.

4 months ago by MTZ to c/lemmyshitpost

theunknownmuncher 46 points 4 months ago

"real eyes realize real lies" is comedy gold

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 13 points 4 months ago

not a bad sentence, but I'm afraid it'll be used in every brain dead conspiracy theory

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Deckname 13 points 4 months ago

I regrettably have to inform you, that it is already on several ed hardy style clothing articles.

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anomnom 4 points 4 months ago

I assumed it was more qanon/maga torn flag sticker territory, but I guess ed hardy and affliction was sorta the precursor.

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Denjin 4 points 4 months ago

It's from Machine Head's 1994 album Burn My Eyes

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Rusty 1 point 4 months ago

It's pretty old, I've heard that expression when I was a kid.

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GreenKnight23 1 point 4 months ago

in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!

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yuriRO 43 points 4 months ago

This is it, the perfect gen-z brain logic anti-smoking campaign

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 18 points 4 months ago

isn't genz the gayest generation in history? that's sounds like a vape ad

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Fetus 19 points 4 months ago

They're about as gay as every other generation, they're just generally more open about it.

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GreenKnight23 6 points 4 months ago

not gay personally, but nothing better than sucking on a nice fat throbbing girl cock. A gock if you will.

I'm a straight born again American, and I suck gock for the lord!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 4 months ago

i suck gock for revenge!

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yuriRO 5 points 4 months ago

Depends, if it's from bender then no

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ILikeBoobies 3 points 4 months ago

Millennials had the nicodick for this campaign. It's all I can think of when I see vaping.

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imadethis 15 points 4 months ago

What's wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he'd be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 12 points 4 months ago

don't such clanker dick. suck a real human instead

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imadethis 4 points 4 months ago

Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, "I wish someone was here with me right now," and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug

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GreenKnight23 1 point 4 months ago

don't get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!

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imadethis 2 points 4 months ago

Hey, don't deadname dick! He's a real AGI!

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alecbowles 15 points 4 months ago

Points for who’s already practicing on real dicks?

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Triumph 14 points 4 months ago

As long as there's still nicotine in 'em.

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applebusch 9 points 4 months ago

They didn't need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.

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agamemnonymous 7 points 4 months ago

v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique

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Kolanaki 4 points 4 months ago

Robot jizz is smooth and mild, and relieves stress after a hard day.

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IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet 2 points 4 months ago

Blah blah blah "...and it shows..."

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