Fixing her

2 months ago by stenAanden to c/funny

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monkeyslikebananas2 84 points 2 months ago

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

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makeshiftreaper 23 points 2 months ago path: 0 23333909 23334141, hotness: undefined, score: 23, children: 2
funkless_eck 13 points 2 months ago

And Killing Eve

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bazo 1 point 2 months ago

Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie

Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!

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lightnsfw 14 points 2 months ago

Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.

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P00ptart 1 point 2 months ago

hint hint

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saimen 8 points 2 months ago path: 0 23333909 23352905, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
zarkanian 1 point 2 months ago path: 0 23333909 23366283 23367932, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
Eric 2 points 2 months ago

On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.

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