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turbowafflz 102 points a month ago

You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

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Klox 69 points a month ago

If God put them there then they are features.

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kernelle 14 points a month ago

Air gapped by design

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UsefulInfoPlz 12 points a month ago

Rapture

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KSPAtlas 8 points a month ago

Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security

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dracs 10 points a month ago

Security enforcement is left as an exercise for God.

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bigbangdangler 2 points a month ago

Only because it's God's chosen. Once He finally switches to Linux then Temple will fall.

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atro_city 54 points a month ago

Windows hasn't had a vuln in... do we measure that in seconds, or minutes?

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CrabAndBroom 27 points a month ago

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Valmond 18 points a month ago

VPM (vulnerabilities per minute).

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Buddahriffic 7 points a month ago

Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?

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TheEighthDoctor 7 points a month ago

Just waiting for them to add copilot to the "ease of access tools" which in turn runs as NT Authority System in the lockscreen.

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atro_city 1 point a month ago

CoPilot with admin access must exist already. If not, it will exist.

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heliotrope 31 points a month ago

2026 is the year of the NetBSD desktop

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OpenStars 21 points a month ago

img

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HarneyToker 5 points a month ago

I get the joke, but I paid $200 for Logic, MainStage, and a host of other Apple programs on my Mac all bundled that I use as my main source of income, and they have updated for free for the past 8 years. When I bought a new machine, I was able to use the license on both machines. I can even load those programs onto other Macs without paying extra. I made all of that money back after selling just 1 composition. The OS is also free to update, even through major updates, unlike Windows.

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Hadriscus 4 points a month ago

Thanks for reestablishing the truth, as uncomfortable as it may be. Windows is free now too, at least the update from whatever to 11 was

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Zacryon 3 points a month ago

Not if you account for the almost arbitrary hardware restrictions that have axed most existing systems. Even those that weren't that old.

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Hadriscus 2 points a month ago

Ah, yes. I didn't realize because I own a top of the line system for work. But that's true. Something to do with new bootloaders or something

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tomiant 3 points a month ago

Since 1992 I think I have paid for Windows as often as for WinRAR.

Yar.

(I use WinRAR btw)

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tomiant 18 points a month ago

"Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I'm voting for the pedophile rapist!"

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Passerby6497 11 points a month ago

Just make sure you encrypt--

You know what, nevermind on that one...

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Riverside 10 points a month ago

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Calfpupa 5 points a month ago

I thought I was going to get in with an original joke only to find it as top comment

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Riverside 2 points a month ago

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Codpiece 5 points a month ago

You can almost hear a few million knees jerking in unison.

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M33 4 points a month ago

Yes please, I’m ready 😎🍿🍺

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